If this is purity, give me DIRT!

Why don’t boys have to covenant to abstain, Mommy?

Because if they do, Jimmy, they’ll turn QUEEEEEEER.

What’s QUEEEEEEER, Mommy?

Trust me, Jimmy, you don’t want to know. Now take off your sister’s tutu and put it back in her closet before she finds out it’s missing.

Fehhh. I hate it when I channel fundies.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to take a shower. Preferably with some earth in it, since “purity” of this sort creeps me the hell out.

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