Larry Klayman is about to get laughed out of court again

This is hilarious!

Freedom Watch Founder Larry Klayman has sued Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez in a U.S. federal court in Miami, FL.

The class action lawsuit alleges Chavez has committed crimes against humanity.

A press release from Klayman Thursday put the suit on par with a boxing match “shaping up to be the legal battle of the century,” and referring to it as an “inevitable” battle in the “ring of justice” between “two no-holds-barred fighters” one championing freedom and the other communism.

Klayman’s class-action lawsuit names lead plaintiff Ricardo Guanipa, a Venezuelan citizen now living in Miami, as one of the members of the class seeking damages from Chavez and his associates “for assault, supporting terrorism, crimes against humanity, violations of civil and human rights and torture of members of the class Klayman is representing.”

“The lawsuit charges Chavez and co-defendants including Ramon Alonso Carrizales Rengifo, Vice President of Venezuela, with conspiring with Colombian paramilitary Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC), Al Qaeda, and the Taliban in committing atrocities and causing defendants to flee their native country in fear for their lives,” according to the press release.

“Members of the class Klayman is representing”? Uh, that would be the Venezuelan oligarchy. Not a very large class, and not one whose rights are in serious jeopardy from anyone but their fascist, gun-happy own (as demonstrated on April 11, 2002). They “fled” to Florida mainly for the shopping. And the only thing they stand to lose in Venezuela is money…to the taxman. (Or to Allen Stanford, who stole a lot more from them than SENIAT stood to receive.)

Oh, and look who else is on the radar. Yup, His Barackness…for “excessive partying”. Lemme know how that one goes, assuming it goes anywhere. Like the anti-Chavecito suit, this one’s a guaranteed Epic Fail.

But hey, that won’t stop Laughable Larry, the man who even sued his own mom.

Meanwhile, let’s all enjoy this pic of Larry Klayman, partying (with Cindy Iglesias)!

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2 Responses to Larry Klayman is about to get laughed out of court again

  1. FC says:

    YOU PIECE OF TURD! AT LEAST HE IS PARTYING WITH HIS OWN MONEY AND NOT WITH TAX PAYERS MONEY!
    YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SHIT! I have seen and live how CHAVEZ is not what all of you poor little crap want to paint him. I hope he rots in hell… where his buddy buddy Bush will be waiting for him…
    haven’t you realized that IF YOU ARE SO AGAINS A REGIME SO AGAINST A COUNTRY, THEIR VALUES AND PEOPLE YOU DON’T EVEN CONDUCT BUSINESS WITH THEM AND IT?
    WHO WAS THE MAJOR PROVIDER OF RICE SINCE 2002 TO THE SO-CALLED BLOCKED CUBAN NATION? SOUTH CAROLINA… ISN’T SOUTH CAROLINA LOCATED ON THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?
    WHO IS THE 4th OIL PROVIDER OF USA? PEDEVESA! ISN’T IT PEDEVESA A CHAVEZ REGIME COMPANY!
    GIVE ME AN EFFING BREAK! THIS SO CALLED REVOLUTION IS BS! THEY SAY ONE THING BUT WHEN IT COMES TO HAVE THE GREEN PAPER ON THEIR BANK THEY WILL SELL THEIR MOTHERS IF NECESSARY!
    WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE!
    Coffee that AT LEAST this Larry Klayman guy buys with HIS OWN MONEY!
    GFYS!

  2. Wow, “Fran”, you’re so articulate. You really convinced me…
    …that you are a complete fucking idiot.
    Next time, try using logic and making sense. If you can’t, don’t comment on other people’s blogs unless you want your IP and e-mail addy splashed across the front page. Especially not when you’re so late to the Loser Klaymoron party. (His frivolous lawsuit was laughed out of court, by the way.)
    I hope he will also pay PDVSA’s court costs with his own money (as a good frivolous-lawsuit loser should), but somehow I doubt it.
    PS: You’re an epic fail on the Cuba rice thing, too. They’re no longer buying from South Carolina or ANYWHERE in the US. They’re getting help in growing their own from Vietnam now. The greedy US fucks have priced themselves out of the market, thus forgetting their own capitalist principles. Too bad, so sad.
    What a pity for you that I can fact-check every word you say from your cozy little know-nothing perch in New York, eh?

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