Somehow, this doesn’t surprise me…

Listen closely to Silvio Berluscoglioni–er, Berlusconi–and you’ll hear him confess the reason he got off the hook so many times when he should have landed in the stripey hole:

He says he spent some 200 million euros ON JUDGES, then corrects himself and says “attorneys”. Somehow, though, I get the feeling that the original wording is in fact the correct one!