Short ‘n’ Stubby: Ms. Manx has Schadenfreude

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As my German mom would say, “Da lachen sogar die Katzen”–even the cats are laughing. And so am I, at these two flavors-of-last-week:

Remember Bill Fucking Keller, who made my wank-list a few weeks ago for maintaining an islamophobic church near Ground Zero? Well, he’s in deep financial shit, and reduced to begging for donors to cover a flop:

SPECIFICALLY, I AM ASKING GOD TO SEND ME 4 SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY. FIRST, I NEED ONE PERSON WHO IS ABLE TO WIRE TRANSFER OF FEDEX $15,000 TODAY. THIS COVERS $15,000 OF THAT $20,000 WE STILL OWE FROM 2009 AND NEEDED TO BE PAID LAST FRIDAY. SECOND, I NEED ONE PERSON WHO IS ABLE TO WIRE TRANSFER OR FED EX THE $7,000 FOR THE 9-11 CHRISTIAN CENTER OPERATIONS LAST WEEKEND. THIRD, I NEED ONE PERSON WHO CAN COVER THE LAST $5,000 OF THE $20,000 FROM 2009. FOURTH, I NEED ONE PERSON WHO CAN COVER THE $7,000 FOR THIS WEEKENDS 9-11 CHRISTIAN CENTER OPERATIONS. I HAVE BEEN ON MY KNEES PRAYING TONIGHT FOR THE LORD TO SPEAK TO 4 HEARTS, AND FOR THOSE 4 PEOPLE TO BE OBEDIENT. IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE FOUR, CONTACT ME AT: bkeller@liveprayer.com AND I WILL GET YOU THE BANK WIRE OR FEDEX INFO YOU NEED. THANK YOU!

Gee. Do you suppose he got those “4 SPECIAL PEOPLE”? Maybe he’d be more effective at it if he took off the CAPS LOCK first.

Meanwhile, check out what’s going on with another islamophobic preacher:

The preacher from Gainesville who ignited a firestorm of criticism over his plan to torch 200 copies of the Quran says he wants to move his church to the Tampa Bay area by the end of the year, NBC affiliate WFLA reported.

He’s also facing a $200,000 bill for policing costs during the firestorm his plan created, The Gainesville Sun newspaper said. However, officials say they’re not sure they can force him to pay.

Teh Moolah: He no haz it. That’s why they might not be able to get it out of him. That’s also why he wanted to stage this Nazified book-burning; it was actually a fund-raiser.

Ms. Manx just put both front paws over her muzzle and let out a funny sound. I’m not sure, but I think it was a giggle.

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