Julia Bentley and Andrew Gunadie bring it on:
How to become Canadian:
“Step 1 — Lose the gun.
Step 2 — Buy a canoe.
Step 3 — Live multiculturally.
Step 4 — You’re ready. There is no more!”
And in spite of Harpo and his embarrassing corporatist pandering (oil, nukes and asbestos, anyone?), this country is still recognizable thanks to its people — the majority of whom did not vote for him OR his craptacular agenda. And who are going to fight him and make his last term HELL. Suck on that, ye rightards.
Oh, and HAPPY CANADA DAY!
OK, so how do I go about getting to be a Canadian. I’m sure that Harpo would do his best to keep a disgusting liberal like me out. But with enthusiasm like that, maybe it can even cure what ails me. I just love your lakes. When I used to fly over them on the way to Edmonton or Winnipeg, they were so clear you could see the bottom from 30,000 feet.
Anyway, enough with the ravings of a lunatic.
HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!
Nothing loony about that at all, Jim…I bet there are even companies still looking for bush pilots up North, although that might be a bit too risky…but yeah, we got GREAT lakes (in addition to the Great Lakes!) I used to live in Northern Ontario, and swimming at Long Lake was the highlight of my summers. Even mosquitoes, blackflies and leeches couldn’t make a dent in me…