DENIED.

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Ezra the Putz…just one of FUX Snooze North’s many diverse examples of elite right-wing thoughtleadership. (Snurk.)

Ha, ha.

Sun News Network has been denied a guaranteed spot on basic cable TV packages in a CRTC ruling released today.

The Quebecor-owned network did not successfully demonstrate to the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission that it met the criteria for a mandatory distribution order, the CRTC said.

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Kory Teneycke, the vice-president of Sun News Network, told CBC News prior to the ruling “what is important is the outcome, not the mechanism the CRTC uses.”

“Sun News is looking for a path to parity with incumbents and foreign news services in the market today.”

“A path to parity”? Oh Kory, stop whining. Admit that there’s already enough — MORE than enough — right-wing bullshit out there masquerading as news.

And let the free market decide, since you’re always professing your undying love for it.

Oh wait…I think it just did. Ha, ha.

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