It’s Boxing Day, bitches!

And you know what THAT means? Yup…lots and lots of leftover Xmas stuff on sale. At bargain-basement prices. But you know one thing you probably shouldn’t pick up, unless you’re in need of a really sickly laugh?

Yeah, that’s right: Juicebro’s book! And here’s “Ronald Raygun” to review it for you, courtesy of Sam Seder:

I really love his fashion suggestion. Basically, it amounts to dressing like Howard Walowitz, the douchiest nerd from The Big Bang Theory. Because red pants are, like, so “gay minus one”.

It’s obvious that Therno — oh sorry, CERNO — doesn’t know gay guys very well, because they haven’t worn red pants since disco died, around 1980 or so. And if he DID know any, they’d be the first to tell him that he’s fucking TACKY. (They’d also tell him to quit whacking off on uninterested girls, but that’s grist for another day.)

Also funny: The booklet is called Gorilla Mindset. Since when do gorillas even wear pants, much less ones that fairly scream BABOON BUTT?

Maybe Juicebro would have better luck if he just went right ahead and walked on his knuckles, like a real gorilla.

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