I can’t believe anyone is actually selling this…

…but apparently, somebody is:

And yes, it’s every bit as inane as you think. A hollowed-out toy bear with a bad toupée, with a cheap fleece blanket stuffed inside, retailing for the ridiculous price of $40 US, and being marketed with the cheesiest possible brand of “patriotism” (note the quotes; as always, there for a reason). They even show actual adults cuddling up with this thing (on motorbikes, in public!) And yet somehow, this is not satire.

And most ironically of all, the batshit Q-Anon crowd will probably eat this up, because it speaks their weird, coded cult language in a way no rational person ever could.

And, believe me, no rational person ever WOULD.

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