Hey y’all, remember that bunch of sad ol’ right-wingers in Boise who staged a “straight pride” event for straight white Christian folks who have NO pride? Well, they got the precise attendance they deserved (dozens of people, people — DOZENS!) They also got deservedly into debt for this small but total fiasco. And also-also, they got something they truly deserved. Namely, to be upstaged by a fine young military vet who had something rather queer to say:
You just know your hetero is, like, so awesome that you had to cut off an army guy in a tan beret, singing about a transgender kid, in mid-tune. Guess they only heard that he was a vet, and figured they didn’t have to vet him any further.
Daniel Hamrick, I salute you — may you be invited to all the cool kids’ cook-outs from now on.
