Category Archives: Crapagandarati

Sacha Baron Cohen pranks Bernie!

Posted on July 20, 2018 by Sabina Becker

He came in dressed (and talking) like a far-right crapaganda cretin…but in the end, Bernie gets the last laugh. And so do we.

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What? Kylie Jenner isn’t a billionaire yet???

Posted on July 15, 2018 by Sabina Becker

And yet, she made the Forbes rich list…AND her idiot fans are sending donations to put her born-rich, do-nothing ass over the top: Because lord knows her boring-ass cosmetics aren’t enough to do it…and even Forbes is aware of that … Continue reading →

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Sebastian Gorka humiliates himself (again)

Posted on July 13, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Seriously, what is up with this guy? He’s like the most perverse kind of masochist. Donnie has dumped him as a strategist (probably because all the ridicule was getting too much to bear), but still, Wile E. Pickle just keeps … Continue reading →

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The Paliness gets punked

Posted on July 12, 2018 by Sabina Becker

I’m not even a fan of Sacha Baron Cohen, but I can see I’m gonna have to be. He even got the Big Dick (yes, Cheney) to “sign his waterboard”! I think he’s just picked up Michael Moore’s mantle for … Continue reading →

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Civil War II over, Alex Jones definitively routed

Posted on July 6, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Ha, fucking HA.

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Remember the Battle of Archie Bunker Hill!

Posted on July 4, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Happy Fourth of July, ungrateful colonials! In honor of your national holiday, noted conspiracy kook Alex Fucking Jones has unilaterally declared a Second Civil War. And in honor of THAT, sensible souls have been writing imaginary letters from the front. … Continue reading →

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Someone please remind Harpo that he’s not Prime Minister anymore…

Posted on July 2, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…because it sure looks to me like he’s forgotten: Stephen Harper was spotted leaving the West Wing earlier today, but little is known about what the former prime minister said inside the White House. Harper was expected to meet on … Continue reading →

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Jordan Peterson, loser lobster

Posted on June 30, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Jordan Peterson is not only none too bright (and thus, mad that he can’t win an argument with a woman, even one without the advanced degrees), he’s also none too strong (and so couldn’t win a fight with one, even … Continue reading →

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Fuck Milo Yiannopoulos.

Posted on June 29, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Yeah. That happened. Another day; another mass shooting. This time at a newspaper. And two days after his initial spiteful shitgibberings to the Daily Beast about how he hoped fascist death squads would come for journalists, and now that it … Continue reading →

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Q. What do MAGAts eat?

Posted on June 27, 2018 by Sabina Becker

A. Chicken shit…of course! ABC 13 WSET reports that a man was arrested by police Tuesday afternoon for throwing what appeared to be a large quantity of chicken dung at the building, which was surrounded by pro-Trump protesters as well … Continue reading →