Category Archives: Der Drumpf

Donnie Drumpf pardons two terrorists

Posted on July 11, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Yes, ACTUAL TERRORISTS: So, now it’s official: The United States of Amnesia have a president who is an aider and abetter of domestic terrorism. The Hammonds are arsonists and deer poachers, and they threatened federal land-management employees with guns. And … Continue reading →

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Bawwww, snowflakes!

Posted on July 10, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Suck it up, ‘wingers…until you’re gone, you’re never gonna hear the end of it. You voted for nasty, you GET nasty. And oh yeah: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS.

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John Oliver gets Venezuela wrong…

Posted on July 6, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…and the Majority Report calls him out for it: Given that Donnie has been calling for a coup, it’s irresponsible AT BEST for him to be a typical idiot anglo gringo about a country he knows nothing about.

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Remember the Battle of Archie Bunker Hill!

Posted on July 4, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Happy Fourth of July, ungrateful colonials! In honor of your national holiday, noted conspiracy kook Alex Fucking Jones has unilaterally declared a Second Civil War. And in honor of THAT, sensible souls have been writing imaginary letters from the front. … Continue reading →

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Who paid off Shera Bechard?

Posted on July 3, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Cenk Uygur follows the money: Supposedly it was Donnie’s fat-cat fundraiser, Elliott Broidy, who paid her off — allegedly to keep an affair (and subsequent abortion) quiet. But who had the affair with her? And why does she have both … Continue reading →

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Someone please remind Harpo that he’s not Prime Minister anymore…

Posted on July 2, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…because it sure looks to me like he’s forgotten: Stephen Harper was spotted leaving the West Wing earlier today, but little is known about what the former prime minister said inside the White House. Harper was expected to meet on … Continue reading →

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Fuck Milo Yiannopoulos.

Posted on June 29, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Yeah. That happened. Another day; another mass shooting. This time at a newspaper. And two days after his initial spiteful shitgibberings to the Daily Beast about how he hoped fascist death squads would come for journalists, and now that it … Continue reading →

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Q. What do MAGAts eat?

Posted on June 27, 2018 by Sabina Becker

A. Chicken shit…of course! ABC 13 WSET reports that a man was arrested by police Tuesday afternoon for throwing what appeared to be a large quantity of chicken dung at the building, which was surrounded by pro-Trump protesters as well … Continue reading →

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Conservative idiots target wrong restaurant in trolling spree

Posted on June 25, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Yes, I realize that “conservative idiot” is a bit like saying “twin twin”, but pardon my redundant redundancy here. Because some nice people in Collingwood, Ontario, got slammed by some nasty gits from FAR out of town today: An Ontario … Continue reading →

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Music for a Sunday: One for all the dateless Drumpfites…

Posted on June 24, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…and for all the higher-ups who can no longer dine out without getting booed…or booted out: Seriously, folks, these people are hurtin’…and I’m laughin’.