Category Archives: Der Drumpf

Quotable: John Oliver on “checks and balances”

Posted on January 27, 2020 by Sabina Becker

…or shit and salad bars, if you will: And by this token, the Repugs are the irresponsible parents, who can’t seem to toilet-train their toddler OR stop him from crapping all over that damn salad bar.

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Hillary puts her foot in it (again)

Posted on January 23, 2020 by Sabina Becker

Open mouth wide, insert Ferragamo — Her Royal Clintoness has (mis)spoken. David Doel breaks it all down: Yeah, that happened. Hillary forgot who busted his ass to help her win the popular vote by a full 3 million votes (only … Continue reading →

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Donnie’s impeachment trial: Oh, it is ON, baby.

Posted on January 16, 2020 by Sabina Becker

And here is the formal handover of the articles of impeachment (only two, alas, out of so many more there could have been, but they’ll have to do): The real action starts 18 minutes in, if you’re wondering (and don’t … Continue reading →

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Wile E’s grody pickle

Posted on January 8, 2020 by Sabina Becker

This is just….EWWWWW. But I guess it’s entirely par for the course if you’re such a sickeningly insecure “alpha male” as our Suuuuuuper-Genius, whose pride and joy is his badly parked gas guzzler.

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Neo-Nazi outs himself as a gay catboy fetishist

Posted on January 3, 2020 by Sabina Becker

No joke. Vaush has allllllll the receipts: Yeah, that’s right: Nick Fucking Fuentes live-streamed at least 10 whole hours of himself on a gay date with a cat-eared rentboy. And that’s not all: He also has a shit-ton of catboy … Continue reading →

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Quotable: Karl Kraus on demagoguery

Posted on December 24, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Remind you of anyone???

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When MAGAts get wrecked

Posted on December 17, 2019 by Sabina Becker

This is what you get for running your mouth, fucko: OOF. Big OOF. But even funnier, he ran out himself after the fact: It’s a thing of beauty, considering what a jabroni move this was: Colby Covington has chosen to … Continue reading →

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Poopy.

Posted on December 9, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Another day, another dump from Donnie. So what’s new? Yeah, that’s right. Donnie thinks the most pressing water problem is…a lack of water pressure due to too much environmental regulation? Never mind that nobody asked for this. Never mind that … Continue reading →

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Lamest comparison EVER.

Posted on December 5, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Oh lawd. How did I miss this nugget from a few days ago? I dunno. But here you go: You’d have to be a special kind of Hardcore Stoopid to think Donnie Drumpf was in any way a “rebel” (and … Continue reading →

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How fucking dumb IS Donnie?

Posted on November 25, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Uh…THIS fucking dumb: So dumb that he confessed to a high crime right there on FUX Snooze. He just admitted to demanding a quid pro quo of Ukraine. And while the talking heads there are not quite so dumb, the … Continue reading →

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