Category Archives: Huguito Chavecito

Festive Left Friday Blogging: Chavecito on tour

Posted on March 23, 2007 by Sabina Becker

See if you can count the number of countries and agreements he covers here:Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “grand tour”, does it not?(BTW, at one point he yells the Spanish equivalent of “Live Free or Die”. So … Continue reading →

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Auntie Bina, what’s a “Moderate Voice”?

Posted on March 22, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Well, sweetie, I’m not sure…but I think it’s the sound the wheels of a car make when they hit a dead animal lying on the double yellow line in the middle of the road. The only funny thing here is … Continue reading →

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If you thought Baba Wawa was bad…

Posted on March 19, 2007 by Sabina Becker

…you ain’t seen the half of it, baby. This is where learning Spanish comes in so handy–you get the big picture someone else doesn’t want you to see.

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Let’s call Barbara Walters by her right name

Posted on March 18, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Namely, a HACK. See why, before greedhead Viacom pulls THIS, too:

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A rare moment of logic at the JPost

Posted on March 17, 2007 by Sabina Becker

From, of all places, the Jerusalem Post, a rare moment of rationality, Chavecito-wise: Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, who maintains warm ties with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahamadinejad, said Friday in a television interview that he opposed Ahmadinejad’s call to “wipe Israel … Continue reading →

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A vast right-wing conspiracy? Say it ain’t so!

Posted on March 16, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Alas, it IS so, says none otherthan Chavecito’s older brother! I now translate: Popular Power minister for education, Adán Chávez, today confirmed that the Venezuelan media are conducting a campaign to confuse the Venezuelan people when it comes to education. … Continue reading →

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: How do you say “squirrely” in Spanish?

Posted on March 16, 2007 by Sabina Becker

However you say it, Chavecito and Evo have the situation well in hand…And speaking of squirrely, get a load of ABC’s split personality. On the one hand, they have Chavecito giving good interview to Baba Wawa. On the other, they … Continue reading →

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Long live Chavez, down with Bush!

Posted on March 13, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Bet Dubya wishes he could get a reception like this:This is what Chavecito got in Haiti. And look, Ma: No burning effigies!

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Scared shitless of success

Posted on March 13, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Big, bad, brave Dubya–whatta man. He’s so not afraid of Chavecito that when asked about him by a reporter, he does what any red-blooded gringo cowboy would do… …he dodges the question in the hope that no one will notice … Continue reading →

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Guatemala suffers; Nicaragua moves on; Telesur just plain MOVES!

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Sabina Becker

While Dubya is hard at work pissing off the Guatemalans, look what’s going on in Nicaragua: This Sunday, the governments of Venezuela and Nicaragua signed an agreement to build a petroleum refinery, and incorporated Nicaragua into the multinational channel TeleSUR. … Continue reading →

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