Category Archives: Karma 1, Dogma 0

Evo cracks the 60% barrier!

Posted on October 19, 2014 by Sabina Becker

The latest figures from Friday’s Bolivian presidential elections are in, and it looks like Evo’s an even bigger winner than originally projected. Here’s the lowdown: The president of Bolivia, Evo Morales, has widened his margin as winner of the recent … Continue reading →

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Tuto Quiroga, butthurt loser

Posted on October 15, 2014 by Sabina Becker

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the loser of the recent Bolivian presidential election. He came in last, with single digits in the exit polls, which I’m sure you’ll agree is a dismal showing compared to Evo’s commanding lead. But hey! Why … Continue reading →

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Open Carry gunbunny gets jacked

Posted on October 8, 2014 by Sabina Becker

Think you’ll be safer if you’re toting a firearm in plain sight? Think again. This “open carry” gun guy got robbed of his brand-new piece…at gunpoint: A man practicing his open carry right was robbed of the gun he was … Continue reading →

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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun…

Posted on May 27, 2014 by Sabina Becker

…is a good guy with a lasso: In case you can’t see the video, here’s the basic gist: According to The Atlanta Journal Constitution, deputies said that 25-year-old Celestino Moras showed up drunk at a rodeo in Bartow County on … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns, Guns, Guns, Karma 1, Dogma 0, The Hardcore Stupid, The United States of Amnesia | 1 Comment

The ironies of the Venezuelan opposition, part 51

Posted on May 16, 2014 by Sabina Becker

There’s a certain saying in Venezuela: “Ah, muchacho pa’ bobo” — oh, silly guy! And as we can see, it applies very nicely to the mayor of a certain rich municipality in eastern Caracas, who has had to do a … Continue reading →

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Narcotrafficking ties place J.J. Rendón’s “refugee” claim in jeopardy

Posted on May 13, 2014 by Sabina Becker

Seven Colombian drug mafiosi, all allegedly tied to J.J. Rendón, samurai cosplayer and dirty political trickster, and until recently, advisor to the re-election campaign of current Colombian president Juan Manuel Santos. The fallout from this affair is going to keep … Continue reading →

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Something to brighten this rainy night

Posted on April 30, 2014 by Sabina Becker

Sorry I’m not posting any scintillating translations right now; I’m kind of tired and under the weather. Please enjoy this video of a half-dozen Klukers getting run out of town on a rail, with my compliments: I especially like the … Continue reading →

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A metaphor for the entire Venezuelan opposition

Posted on April 5, 2014 by Sabina Becker

Watch what happens when a bunch of peaceful student demonstrators try to launch the Illudium Q-36 Space Modulatorrrrr by human slingshot: “Where’s the kaboom? There’s supposed to be an Earth-shattering KABOOM!” And so there is…but it isn’t where they intended … Continue reading →

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Maricori — denied!

Posted on April 3, 2014 by Sabina Becker

The other day I promised to post photos of María Corina Machado being barred from the National Assembly, where she was stripped of her parliamentary seat after suddenly turning up as an ambassador for Panama to the OAS, in contravention … Continue reading →

Posted in A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Fascism Without Swastikas, Filthy Stinking Rich, Fine Young Cannibals, Huguito Chavecito, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Illegal?, Karma 1, Dogma 0, Schadenfreude | Comments Off

Michelle 1, Majunche 0

Posted on March 19, 2014 by Sabina Becker

Remember how, the other day, a certain twice-failed Venezuelan presidential candidate (and perennially failed governor of the state of Miranda) dissed the newly inaugurated president of Chile for not supporting his silly little putsch? Well, here’s her response to all … Continue reading →