Category Archives: Scary Thoughts

Scary Thought #10: Prepare to soil yourselves again, folks…

The National Debt Clock in Manhattan is now too small for the number it’s meant to tally. You may want to avoid Wall St., I hear they’re about due for a shower of suiciding stockbrokers.

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Never gonna give WHAT up?

Rick Astley probably never thought his song would become so useful, but it’s the perfect illustration of why John “Insane” McCain should never become president of the US of A.

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Scary Thought #9: Oral Roberts on sex

The Young Turks take on an old jerk–Oral “I need $8 million or God will call me home” Roberts:You can tell he really put a LOT of thought into that sermon.A lot of icky, icky thought.Now, look at his photo, … Continue reading

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Scary Thought #8: Manuel Noriega is WHAT?

According to the Beeb, he’s too hot to handle, politically speaking. And, God/dess help me for saying this, but Ol’ Pineapple Face looks almost appealing here. That’s even scarier.

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Scary Thought #6/7: You know you have a bad president when…

…people would probably dance in the streets if this fake news item were real: And why is that really scary? Well…

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Scary Thought #5: This is really not much of a joke.

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Scary Thought #4: Unspeakably terrifying thoughts about Danny and Dubya

You want scary? Watch this…and then think.Even drunk off his ass, as here, actor Danny DeVito is more coherent, cogent and intelligent than Dubya is when (allegedly) stone cold sober.“Utilized! That’s the word!”

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Scary Thought #3: Fred Phelps had sex. Several times.

With a WOMAN. Which is how he produced enough spawn to fill his so-called church. Don’t you pity her? (And don’t you pity all those brainwashed, mentally abused offspring even more?)But here’s the kind of sex he’d really love to … Continue reading

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Scary Thought #2: George on George

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the … Continue reading

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Scary Thought #1

There are actual women out there who find THIS sexy:Insert appropriate Sylvia Plath poem here.

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