Category Archives: The United States of Amnesia

What? Kylie Jenner isn’t a billionaire yet???

Posted on July 15, 2018 by Sabina Becker

And yet, she made the Forbes rich list…AND her idiot fans are sending donations to put her born-rich, do-nothing ass over the top: Because lord knows her boring-ass cosmetics aren’t enough to do it…and even Forbes is aware of that … Continue reading →

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Sebastian Gorka humiliates himself (again)

Posted on July 13, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Seriously, what is up with this guy? He’s like the most perverse kind of masochist. Donnie has dumped him as a strategist (probably because all the ridicule was getting too much to bear), but still, Wile E. Pickle just keeps … Continue reading →

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The Paliness gets punked

Posted on July 12, 2018 by Sabina Becker

I’m not even a fan of Sacha Baron Cohen, but I can see I’m gonna have to be. He even got the Big Dick (yes, Cheney) to “sign his waterboard”! I think he’s just picked up Michael Moore’s mantle for … Continue reading →

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Donnie Drumpf pardons two terrorists

Posted on July 11, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Yes, ACTUAL TERRORISTS: So, now it’s official: The United States of Amnesia have a president who is an aider and abetter of domestic terrorism. The Hammonds are arsonists and deer poachers, and they threatened federal land-management employees with guns. And … Continue reading →

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Bawwww, snowflakes!

Posted on July 10, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Suck it up, ‘wingers…until you’re gone, you’re never gonna hear the end of it. You voted for nasty, you GET nasty. And oh yeah: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS.

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John Oliver gets Venezuela wrong…

Posted on July 6, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…and the Majority Report calls him out for it: Given that Donnie has been calling for a coup, it’s irresponsible AT BEST for him to be a typical idiot anglo gringo about a country he knows nothing about.

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Civil War II over, Alex Jones definitively routed

Posted on July 6, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Ha, fucking HA.

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Remember the Battle of Archie Bunker Hill!

Posted on July 4, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Happy Fourth of July, ungrateful colonials! In honor of your national holiday, noted conspiracy kook Alex Fucking Jones has unilaterally declared a Second Civil War. And in honor of THAT, sensible souls have been writing imaginary letters from the front. … Continue reading →

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Who paid off Shera Bechard?

Posted on July 3, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Cenk Uygur follows the money: Supposedly it was Donnie’s fat-cat fundraiser, Elliott Broidy, who paid her off — allegedly to keep an affair (and subsequent abortion) quiet. But who had the affair with her? And why does she have both … Continue reading →

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Someone please remind Harpo that he’s not Prime Minister anymore…

Posted on July 2, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…because it sure looks to me like he’s forgotten: Stephen Harper was spotted leaving the West Wing earlier today, but little is known about what the former prime minister said inside the White House. Harper was expected to meet on … Continue reading →