Category Archives: The “Well, DUH!” Files

Donnie’s followers have manhood issues

…and that’s putting it very politely: And this, conservative men, is why women won’t date you. It’s because you’re trying to overcompensate for your rusty ol’ junk (which in Donnie’s case is a tiny mushroom), and what you’re doing is … Continue reading

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Donnie gets Drumpfed by North Korea!

I’m not sure how to feel over this. On the one hand, one more country with nukes is ALWAYS bad news (no country should have them, fucking DUH). On the other…it looks so good on Donnie that he got screwed … Continue reading

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Just Jordan Peterson, being a crankypants crackpot

And if you thought the above was a lot of crankpottery, here he is, opining for the National Pest: So it’s 2:39 a.m. in Oslo, Norway. I woke up in a too-hot hotel room out of a fitful nightmare, which … Continue reading

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Surprise, surprise. He’s a MAGAt.

Does Donnie Drumpf’s stochastic terrorism encourage other “stable geniuses” out there to commit ACTUAL terrorism? Apparently, we have a concrete answer right now: Yes, the prolific package bomber, who’s been sending homemade not-so-explosive devices through the mails to various liberal … Continue reading

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Quotable: Max Boot on conservatism

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No, Jordy, you’re totally not political…

…you’re just a far-right ideologue and simpleton masquerading as a profound shaman of archetypal wisdom. Big fuckin’ difference, eh: But sure, keep pretending you’re above the fray. Your loser-lobster followers will never catch on, because they’re all carapace and no … Continue reading

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While global warming rages something fierce, hell freezes over

Yes, that’s right, folks…the IMF has admitted it made a mistake! How often does THIS happen? The report by the IMF’s Independent Evaluation Office (IEO) goes above the head of the managing director, Christine Lagarde. It answers solely to the … Continue reading

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Economics for Dummies: Why millennials aren’t buying houses or diamonds, in a nutshell

When this is all too emblematic of the “good” jobs on offer, is it any wonder that they can’t pay their student loans back, either? (Special extra bonus points for spotting the extreme irony herein.)

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The white, white whine of Lindsay Shepherd

Ahem. Before we begin, a little mood music: Ah, that was lovely. But the glass we’re about to look into is empty, and what dregs we do find in it won’t be red. They’re white as flaky, flaky snow…and they … Continue reading

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Shame on you, Neil Macdonald…AGAIN.

As someone who lives in what’s so quaintly called a “bedroom community”, I get to see my fair share and then some of what happens when people flee the unaffordable real estate market of Toronto. Good things, occasionally; bad things, … Continue reading

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