Category Archives: The “Well, DUH!” Files

Donnie poses for selfies with alleged massage parlor madam

Posted on March 9, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Be it known that I say “alleged” only for legal reasons here. My mind is pretty made up as to what sort of person this woman is already: I mean, a gold, rhinestone-encrusted MAGA clutch purse? That is one tacky-ass … Continue reading →

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Fascist Brazilian president’s son has a small dick

Posted on January 8, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Oh my, how embarrassing. And now, the whole world is going to find it out, because here it comes in English… Patrícia Lélis, ex-girlfriend of Eduardo, the son of Jair Bolsonaro, decided to respond to a tweet by PC Siqueira … Continue reading →

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Donnie’s followers have manhood issues

Posted on December 1, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…and that’s putting it very politely: And this, conservative men, is why women won’t date you. It’s because you’re trying to overcompensate for your rusty ol’ junk (which in Donnie’s case is a tiny mushroom), and what you’re doing is … Continue reading →

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Donnie gets Drumpfed by North Korea!

Posted on November 15, 2018 by Sabina Becker

I’m not sure how to feel over this. On the one hand, one more country with nukes is ALWAYS bad news (no country should have them, fucking DUH). On the other…it looks so good on Donnie that he got screwed … Continue reading →

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Just Jordan Peterson, being a crankypants crackpot

Posted on November 3, 2018 by Sabina Becker

And if you thought the above was a lot of crankpottery, here he is, opining for the National Pest: So it’s 2:39 a.m. in Oslo, Norway. I woke up in a too-hot hotel room out of a fitful nightmare, which … Continue reading →

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Surprise, surprise. He’s a MAGAt.

Posted on October 26, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Does Donnie Drumpf’s stochastic terrorism encourage other “stable geniuses” out there to commit ACTUAL terrorism? Apparently, we have a concrete answer right now: Yes, the prolific package bomber, who’s been sending homemade not-so-explosive devices through the mails to various liberal … Continue reading →

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Quotable: Max Boot on conservatism

Posted on October 12, 2018 by Sabina Becker

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No, Jordy, you’re totally not political…

Posted on August 13, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…you’re just a far-right ideologue and simpleton masquerading as a profound shaman of archetypal wisdom. Big fuckin’ difference, eh: But sure, keep pretending you’re above the fray. Your loser-lobster followers will never catch on, because they’re all carapace and no … Continue reading →

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While global warming rages something fierce, hell freezes over

Posted on August 7, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Yes, that’s right, folks…the IMF has admitted it made a mistake! How often does THIS happen? The report by the IMF’s Independent Evaluation Office (IEO) goes above the head of the managing director, Christine Lagarde. It answers solely to the … Continue reading →

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Economics for Dummies: Why millennials aren’t buying houses or diamonds, in a nutshell

Posted on July 17, 2018 by Sabina Becker

When this is all too emblematic of the “good” jobs on offer, is it any wonder that they can’t pay their student loans back, either? (Special extra bonus points for spotting the extreme irony herein.)