Category Archives: The “Well, DUH!” Files

Don’t tase the penguin, bro!

Posted on September 29, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Once again, I am in awe of Tom Tomorrow. He sure knows how to hit Alan “Ayn Rand’s Little Disciple” Greenspan where it counts.One question for you, Mr. G: Why did you not say it was all about oil back … Continue reading →

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Hello, operator? I think I’ve been framed.

Posted on September 28, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Could you please put me through to Dr. George Lakoff? I have a really bad case of brainwashing I’m trying to overcome. New research confirms that repetition of “myths” and slogans helps lodge them in the minds of the public … Continue reading →

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Schnitzel-eating surrendermenschen?

Posted on September 5, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Was? Ihr habt das ohne Krieg gemacht? Und zwar nur mit Polizei? Was seid ihr, Angsthasen? Three men have been arrested in Germany on suspicion of planning a “massive” attack on US facilities in the country, officials have said. Federal … Continue reading →

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Eat this and weep

Posted on August 13, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Chow down! Organic foods protect children from the toxins in pesticides, while foods grown using modern, intensive agricultural techniques contain fewer nutrients and minerals than they did 60 years ago, according to two new scientific studies. A US research team … Continue reading →

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24/7 Wall St. bullshit

Posted on August 12, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Courtesy of one “Douglas A. McIntyre”, a little piece of absolute hogjaw twaddle: The prevailing wisdom is that oil prices will move down. They have already dropped from over $78 to $72, and most observers think that is only the … Continue reading →

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I’m worried about my American friends…

Posted on July 19, 2007 by Sabina Becker

…because this explains so much about what’s wrong with the world they live in. Rugged American individualism could hinder our ability to understand other peoples’ point of view, a new study suggests. And in contrast, the researchers found that Chinese … Continue reading →

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Kurt Waldheim ist kaputt

Posted on June 14, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Bim, bam. Gott sei dank, jetzt ist die Welt um einen Nazi-Mistbock leichter. Nur schade, dass es so lange gedauert hat…

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Who’s the real dictator?

Posted on May 23, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Contrary to what know-nothings like this right-winger may contend, it’s NOT Hugo Chavez of Venezuela. It’s George Bush of the US, and Global Research has the proof that he is literally fixin’ to be one, if he isn’t already: The … Continue reading →

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What can YOU get for $456 billion?

Posted on May 8, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Funny you should ask.You can get all kinds of goodies…or you can get one no-good-fer-nuttin’, shit-faced, sorry excuse for a preznit.Incidentally, having flubbed it so completely, Dubya is now in the market for a war czar to hand the blame … Continue reading →

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Hello, what part of sovereignty do you not understand?

Posted on May 2, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Oh lordy, here we go again. One Delores Williams, writing for Associated Content, horks up a hairball composed of some of the most poorly reasoned propaganda I’ve seen yet: At Midnight, President Hugo Chavez took control of privately run oil … Continue reading →

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