Category Archives: The WTF? Files

So, we’re a terrorist threat, now?

Well, that’s flattering. I’m glad to know we bloggers have been upgraded from a mere nuisance! The laundry list of fictional catastrophes — which include hundreds of people on “No Fly” lists suddenly arriving at airport ticket counters — is … Continue reading

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A letter to Mike Malloy

I decided to get busy with the e-mail tonight. Let’s see if this gets read on the air. To: mike@mikemalloy.com Subject: Maybe it’s not my place to say this, but… Hey, Mike… Maybe it’s not my place to say this, … Continue reading

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If diarrhea is Montezuma’s revenge…

…then whose revenge is the clap? The first recorded epidemic of syphilis happened during the Renaissance in 1495. Initially the plague broke out among the army of Charles the VIII after the French king invaded Naples. It then proceeded to … Continue reading

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Where in the world is Filipino Monkey?

Well, according to the Navy Times, he could be anywhere in the world. Including, as luck would have it, a recent “sighting” alleged to be in the Strait of Hormuz: The threatening radio transmission heard at the end of a … Continue reading

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I am NOT coming to youuuuuuu!

Gather ’round, kiddies, ’cause here’s a fine example of just how desperate the Bush Crime Family is to start a war on Iran. First, here’s a video from the Pentagon, supposedly detailing a menacing move by Iranian patrol boats in … Continue reading

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So that’s why Sarko got divorced…

Zut alors. He’s just proposed to Mick Jagger’s old mistress (and Eric Clapton’s sloppy seconds). Nicolas Sarkozy will marry his supermodel lover Carla Bruni next month – in time for the two to enjoy a state visit to Britain.The wedding … Continue reading

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Chavecito–WTF???

Happy New Year! Aporrea has the latest presidential caper from Venezuela, and it’s a stunner:

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Messages from beyond the grave

Gol-dang, if that Osama isn’t the most talkative spook or the most animated corpse you’ve ever seen. Now that everyone is talking about his death (thank you, Beni!), he has to pipe up via audiotape and claim that the rumors … Continue reading

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Did Beni know something we don’t, but should?

An intriguing David Frost interview from last November, shortly after a failed assassination attempt on Benazir Bhutto, who was killed today in Rawalpindi, Pakistan: At 6:13 in this video, she mentions an “Omar Sheikh, who murdered Osama bin Laden” (italics … Continue reading

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More proof that Dubya doesn’t read

…and neither does he, nor any of his lackeys, have the slightest concept of a little thing known as reading comprehension. Think Progress has ferreted out the real source of Dubya’s antipathy to embryonic stem cell research–a total misinterpretation of … Continue reading

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