Category Archives: The WTF? Files

John Gorenfeld hangs a Moon

Posted on March 25, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Guess what, America…you’re a monarchy. And your king is a crazy old Korean with the weirdest sexual hangups ever. The question is, why did elected officials (and the Bush Crime Family, who are not actually elected, though they pretend to … Continue reading →

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Uncle Jay talks dirty!

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Ahem. Now that I have your attention:As usual, you learn a lot from your ol’ Uncle Jay.

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Why does Dubya not want you seeing this?

Posted on March 17, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Yes, you read that correctly. Dubya, that great champion of freedom, is a would-be censor, making sure the people of the United States stay in the dark about what’s really happening in Iraq. Here’s the video:Ahahaha…I think I know why … Continue reading →

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Uribe’s thugs are on the Internets

Posted on March 15, 2008 by Sabina Becker

And they’ve committed two hacks. One on the website of a certain Ecuadorable president: The official website of the Presidency of Ecuador (www.presidencia.gov.ec) was blocked today for the second time by a hacker who left it out of service. The … Continue reading →

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Exactly what was Eliot Spitzer paying for, anyway?

Posted on March 12, 2008 by Sabina Becker

My guess is, it was the slick advertising. I mean, have you ever seen so much horseshit as this? Golly gee, oh gosh wow…you’d almost dare swear it wasn’t really about sex for pay, eh? Sadly, it is. And here’s … Continue reading →

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Dubya desecrates Johnny Cash’s grave

Posted on March 10, 2008 by Sabina Becker

It’s hard to imagine anything more offensively asinine than the legendary WMD pub crawling incident, but Dubya has finally outdone himself:The only thing left for him now is to mimic this guy. (Warning: do not click that link if you’re … Continue reading →

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Are we absolutely sure this is fake?

Posted on February 26, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Because it sure as hell rings true to me……all except for the Diebold “apology”, of course.

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Pakistan: Bestest Democracy Evah!

Posted on February 26, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Okay, you wingnuts–you screamed about Muslims protesting against inflammatory ‘toons in Denmark. Where’s your outrage over this? Last Sunday, the YouTube videos all over the Internets went dark, and nobody said boo…and now we know why: Pakistan has blocked access … Continue reading →

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Um, thanks for the warning.

Posted on February 16, 2008 by Sabina Becker

From the Department of Unfortunate Juxtapositions:Today’s special: Sweet & Sour Kitten Balls.Meow meow!

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Neal Boortz: Useless, worthless parasite

Posted on February 4, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Warning: Extreme victim-blaming by someone who probably does EVERYTHING he accuses Those People (i.e. the poor and blacks of New Orleans, whom he calls “GARBAGE”) of doing…Malmö Blue writes: YOU, the consumer can do something to protest this smut and … Continue reading →

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