Category Archives: The WTF? Files

WTF? OMG! LOL…

Posted on April 29, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Saul Landau comes up with one truly worthy of The Onion, from Progreso Weekly: Posada to address UM graduates DRAFT OF SPEECH FOUND IN EL PASO TEXAS JAIL CELL OF LUIS POSADA CARRILES AFTER HE WAS BAILED OUT TO GRADUATING … Continue reading →

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George Will invents a new pronoun

Posted on April 12, 2007 by Sabina Becker

…in reference to the Coultergeist:The word is “herm”. Or at least it sounds like it. Poor George, he’s so confused. This must be the first of those many exploding wingnut heads I predicted a while back.

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The poor subsidize the rich, again

Posted on April 6, 2007 by Sabina Becker

…this time in a particularly down-at-heel part of New Mexico, the poorest state in the Union. Residents in the US state of New Mexico have approved a new tax to build the nation’s first commercial spaceport. Supporters including New Mexico’s … Continue reading →

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Why not a chocolate Jesus?

Posted on March 31, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Because some people’s religious sensibilities are waaaaay too easily offended. A New York art gallery has decided to cancel an exhibit of a chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ after protests by a US Catholic group. The six-foot (1.8m) sculpture, entitled … Continue reading →

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What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

Posted on March 27, 2007 by Sabina Becker

From the Department of Yeah, That’ll Fly, a sour note on Better Living Through Crowd Control Technology: The Mosquito – a crowd-control device emitting a pulsing sound that bugs teenagers but can’t be heard by most adults – is creating … Continue reading →

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Hey Chuck Norris: Shut up and sing, dammit!

Posted on March 26, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Grab your barf bags, folks. Chuck Norris has reared his weaselly little head, and given me one more reason to utterly despise him:

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Repent, George Lucas!

Posted on March 24, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Or I shall torment thee with the stylings of……Weird Al Yankovic making well-deserved hash of your prequels.

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What was that you were saying again, Ann?

Posted on March 7, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Something about faggots, as I recall? Um, you may want to take a closer look at who else is on the guest list at those bashes where you do all your bashing. Joe. My. God. has the details… If you … Continue reading →

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My trust has been shaken!

Posted on March 6, 2007 by Sabina Becker

The dark side of the Internets reveals itself yet again. Internet site Wikipedia has been hit by controversy after the disclosure that a prominent editor had assumed a false identity complete with fake PhD. The editor, known as Essjay, had … Continue reading →

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The Reagans on drugs