Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Quotable: The Pigman goes nucular

Posted on March 6, 2007 by Sabina Becker

“I love the effect this new nuke is going to have on these socialists on the left. They’re going to be in utter panic over this, and I am honored to bring this happy news of a brand-new nuclear weapon … Continue reading →

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Beatniks find Sputnik!

Posted on March 4, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Story at the Beat Museum; judge for yourself whether they’re onto something.

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New bird species discovered in Australia

Posted on February 25, 2007 by Sabina Becker

It’s the Australian Chickenhawk, and so far only three specimens, all male, have been discovered:

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You call this “freedom of the press”? You call this “moral”?

Posted on February 5, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Um, yeah. Riiiiiight. From Aporrea: On Tuesday, February 6, the Supreme Tribunal of Justice will hold a constitutional hearing to determine whether the collective rights of citizens were violated by RCTV (Channel 2). The articles in question are numbers 46, … Continue reading →

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Why are they doing this?

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Uh, this must be part of that “culture of life” I always hear right-wingers babbling on about. The city of Miami is planning an official celebration at the Orange Bowl for whenever Cuban President Fidel Castro dies. Discussions by a … Continue reading →

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Talking to Americans, Australian edition?

Posted on January 25, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Rick Mercer, watch out. Here’s a comedian claiming to be Prime Minister John Howard–and NO ONE catches on. But they sure do say the darndest things.

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Shades of Davos at the “anti-Davos”!

Posted on January 24, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Oh, the irony. When a luxury meal is served at a summit dedicated to fighting social inequalities, look what happens: Dozens of street children have invaded a five-star hotel food tent and feasted on meals meant for sale at the … Continue reading →

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It came from Vega…

Posted on January 13, 2007 by Sabina Becker

And then it did unspeakable things to my tofu. Larry Weald returned home yesterday to a scene of chaos in his refrigerator. “It was as if someone had taken a scalpel to the takeout box,” Weald said of his mutilated … Continue reading →

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Yes, rich girls do THAT, too.

Posted on January 5, 2007 by Sabina Becker

How do you think some of them got so rich in the first place? For years, Lisa Ann Taylor’s neighbors suspected something was going on behind the doors of her white-columned, million-dollar mansion in one of suburban Atlanta’s most exclusive … Continue reading →

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Are Hal Turner and Patwa in cahoots?

Posted on January 3, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Sure smells that way to me. First, from the Virginian-Pilot, we get this cute little item… Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson cited communications with God in predicting Tuesday that horrific terrorism aimed at the United States will result in “mass killing” … Continue reading →