Category Archives: W is for Weak (and Stupid)

Mas dinero, Jorge, por favor!

Wow. Talk about a sweet scam. Funny how Alvaro Uribe waited until AFTER he was safely re-elected (cough) by abstention! (cough) before springing this widdle surprise on his numero uno consumer of the legendary Colombian marching powder: US President George … Continue reading

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Where’s Harry Potter when you need him?

Uh oh…we have an escapee:Please! Stop these Death Eaters before they strike again:(Originators unknown, but brilliant!)

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How the Hardcore Stupid “think”…in Utah

The NY Times found out something we all already knew about the Mormon State…namely, that people there are strikingly unidimensional, in the sense of being faith-based to a fault. And nowhere is that more evident than in their “thoughts” on … Continue reading

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If the Founders didn’t ban it, why do so now?

Just when you think BushCo had run out of gas for good and sure (check out Dubya’s latest approval ratings–remind you of anyone?), they pull a rather predictable rabbit out of the hat (or should I say, habit out of … Continue reading

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Wolfowitz Bank: yet another BushCo fuck-up

Oh, the ignominy of seeing yet another imperial money machine get trashed! The World Bank has been accused of publishing false accounts and wasting money on ineffective medicines in its malaria treatment programme. A Lancet paper claims the bank faked … Continue reading

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Another reason why Osama got trotted out…

Dubya’s poll numbers have slipped yet again. Less than a third of US citizens are now hardcore stupid.Meanwhile, Chavecito just keeps going from strength to strength. That evil tyrant!

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Simple Scotty and Unka Karl–out, OUT!

Not only is it a two-fer, but there’s also been an “incident” concerning those two, and Bush’s presidential helicopter, Marine One. Whatever could it be?As Rat Sludge would say, “DEVELOPING…”

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There once was a man from Nantucket

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It’s Campbell’s Soup that makes you poop

…down your leg and in your boot;Through the hall and out the door–That’s what Campbell’s Soup is for!(Remember that rhyme?)Mm-mm good!

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Hell’s maw is a-gapin’…

Mike Malloy has a wonderful turn of phrase that I sometimes hear him use on his radio show (which, by the way, you shouldn’t miss–it’s on Air America Radio, weeknights, 10 pm-1 am Eastern. Webcast available here.) Whenever someone particularly … Continue reading

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