Compare and Contrast: FUX Snooze on corona…and Ebola

Gee, it’s almost like they’re shameless partisan hacks, isn’t it?

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Music for a Sunday: More tunes for the times

First, the Ladies, with their country-flavored take on a Bruce Cockburn classic:

(Love the girls adding extra percussion there!)

Next, a timely reminder:

Now go and wash your haaaaaands.

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Are WE the virus?

I dunno. What do YOU say, Ash Sarkar?

Ah. Aha.

For all the dark jokes I may make about COVID-19 and all the stupid people who go out of their way to court it, this much is serious: No, this disease isn’t just there to weed out the unfit. It’s a virus; it doesn’t have a purpose. Its only reason for existing is to replicate itself ad infinitum. It is most certainly a product of evolution, but it is just as certainly not an instrument of it.

If the coronavirus were really an instrument of evolution, don’t you think it would get rid of the real parasites first? Like the neofascists, “eco-“ and otherwise, who claim it in the name of social Darwinism? Or Donnie Drumpf, an admirer of Hitler and the failson of a Klansman, who thinks that capitalism, not our sick and troubled humanity, is what really needs to be put on a ventilator?

No, the coronavirus isn’t there to weed out the “unfit” among us. It’s not a bioweapon, even an ill-conceived one. It’s something that sprang from from a wild source, most likely a pangolin, and would never have made its way into human hosts if not for the fact that capitalism never met a man — or a beast — it couldn’t devour. Its modus operandi, apparently, is to mutate into multiple strains, which may explain why some sufferers show few or no symptoms, while others are sick as dogs for a while and then recover, and others still are dying fast. Just like capitalism, it seems to favor a lucky few, while decimating and debilitating others without rhyme or reason.

I don’t pretend to have an answer to it, or a cure for it, but how about we don’t abandon our humanity during this crisis, and instead redouble our common decency until the pestilence subsides, as did the protagonists of Albert Camus’s The Plague? Because pestilences may come and go without warning, but what makes them disappear is not a blind scrabble for whatever one can get; rather, it’s the concerted effort of people banding together, in whatever way the plague requires, to overcome it.

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Music for a Sunday: A hymn for troubled times

A little German song that my parents used to sing for us as kids. It’s more relevant than ever now:

The lyrics are as follows:

The moon has risen,
The golden stars are sparkling
Bright and clear in the sky.
The woods stand black and silent
And from the meadows rises
The white mist wondrously.

How silent is the world,
And in the twilight’s blanket,
So trusting and modest,
Like a silent room
Wherein you can sleep
And forget the day’s woes.

Do you see the moon standing there?
Only half to be seen,
And still round and beautiful.
So too are many things
That we may laugh at now,
Because our eyes can’t see them whole.

We proud children of humanity
Are vain, poor sinners
And don’t know much at all;
We spin such airy nothings,
And look for many somethings,
And only end up further from the goal.

God, let us see your goodness,
Not trust in any passing thing,
Not enjoy vanity!
Let us become simple-hearted
And before you, here on Earth,
Be good and happy as children!

Would that you, amidst horrors,
Take us out of this world
Through a gentle death,
And when you have taken us,
Let us come to heaven,
You dear, faithful, good Lord!

So lie down now, you brethren,
In God’s name!
Cold is the evening wind.
God, spare us your punishments,
And let us sleep quietly,
And our sick neighbors, too.

Translation mine.

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A timeline of Donnie’s COVID-19 lies (and Richard Burr’s criminality)

Sam Seder breaks it down:

This is where we’re at, people. The world’s most militarized country is being run by criminals. And while people are sickening and dying, they’re lining their pockets and rubbing their hands for more.

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What fundie preachers are doing about COVID-19

Are they closing their churches? Are they disinfecting? Are they advising their flocks to stay safe, listen to doctors and nurses, and avoid too much close social contact? Are they even forgoing the usual handshakes and face-to-face greetings within their congregations, knowing that the virus spreads from hand to hand?

NOPE:

And you wonder how so many people could be so stupid as to still consider Donnie their idol? I don’t.

At this rate, Jesus is gonna have an awful lot of idiots to clean up. And hopefully send to the Other Place, too, for being so stupid as to enable the lethal infection of others.

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COVID-19: An opportunity for the Shock Doctrine — or its opponents?

Naomi Klein expands, briefly, on ideas from a book she wrote several years ago:

I especially love how she takes a quote from far-right economist Milton Friedman (the author of the original Shock Doctrine, which Klein critically examined in her book) and turns it on its head.

By the way, the Doctrine is still very much at work, and the current US administration is still very much in the “swamp” they promised to drain when it comes to that. And it’s not just Republicans pushing bad policies in times of crises; don’t blink, because you’ll miss none other than the current front-running Democratic presidential pre-candidate Joe Biden in there, pushing for social-security cuts just as enthusiastically as any hardcore right-winger. Yes, that’s right, kids; Creepy Uncle Joe was gung-ho for the ludicrous idea that the only way to save the Great Society was to kill it by a thousand cuts. Friedman’s toxic ideas have infected parties across the political spectrum, and it’s time to put them under the microscope in earnest, because what’s swimming around in that “wet market” is a virus even more deadly than the COVID-19 one that’s scaring the shit out of everyone.

It may not be a good time to gather in public places, but it is, more than ever, a time for organizing and protest. Already, here in Canada, we’ve seen how effective a bit of bad publicity is for getting big corporate actors, such as owners of NHL teams, to do right by their most vulnerable employees. It’s also being used to make the lives of profiteers less comfortable than they had hoped to get by buying up and reselling disinfectants and TP at exorbitant prices. And in the US, local governmental intervention — the Shock Doctrine’s most reviled bugaboo — is now being turned to combatting the small-time hucksters seeking to profiteer from people’s suddenly amplified fear of germs. The state of California is using hotels to house the homeless. Petitions and pledges are circulating on the Internet all over the world to ensure that people, corporations and governments all act in socially-responsible ways, so that the COVID-19 crisis becomes more survivable. There is much that we, both individually and collectively, can do to counter the disgusting things our governments and their corporate lobbyists are trying to ram through on us.

But what’s really exciting and hopeful right now is the possibility that a better society can be built from the ground up as a result of this moment. The same shocks that can drive people to accept the previously unacceptable (and the blatantly immoral) can be also used to drive the resistance to those political and economic profiteers who piggyback on the Shock Doctrine. The last time anything like it happened, FDR pushed the New Deal through and ended the Great Depression. And USMC general Smedley Butler not only refused to mount a military coup against him, as Wall Street was urging him to do, but he blew the whistle on the whole dirty bunch. The US as a whole benefited from the decisive actions of the one, and the principled resistance of the other. And here in Canada, Tommy Douglas finally rammed through universal medicare in Saskatchewan, prompting the rest of Canada to follow suit within a few years. Other public measures followed. Social programs (not coincidentally, the same that are in tatters thanks to the Shock Doctrine today) pulled millions out of poverty and saved countless lives.

A similar situation prevails today.

Right now, the sudden drops in heavy industrial pollution in the areas hardest hit by COVID-19 are demonstrating that ecosocialism has potential to be nothing less than a planetary savior. People can self-isolate better by working and studying from home, instead of being crowded into schoolrooms, factories and office buildings. The idea that everyone must constantly be under the watchful eyes of bosses is also taking a body blow. The once-sacred prevailing view that more blood — er, “productivity” — can be squeezed out of ever fewer individuals, rendering money scarcer and jobs more uncertain, is becoming a joke.

And government bailouts for Wall Street? Fuck that noise! It didn’t work in 2008, and it won’t work now. Back then, corporations took the bailout cash (no strings attached, of course) and fired workers here, and moved their jobs to places where wages are so low that the workers might as well be slaves. Attaching strings to any future bailout might be a good idea, but not bailing out the “too big to fail” corporations is a much better one. Good money must not be thrown after bad. Not one cent of taxpayer money to the corporate sector, EVER! Everyone ought to know by now that the stock market is not the real economy, and that compensating the biggest and richest corporations for their stock losses is bullshit. One might as well be flushing trillions of dollars down a vast and bottomless toilet.

Likewise, the much-vaunted, app-driven “sharing economy” is on the verge of going bust. And no wonder: It relies on the availability of economically insecure people willing to use their own housing, cars and bodies to hustle for gigs, as well as other people demanding piecemeal use of those same. If a plague is making the rounds, who’s going to travel? Who’s going to rent a temporary, unregulated accommodation? Who’s going to want someone else coming into their house to do small menial tasks? And conversely: Who’s going to risk their health driving others (or their takeout meals) around? Renting their house or their hands out to strangers who could be sick as dogs?

The problems of the gig economy and the global capitalist race to the bottom are all suddenly naked to the eye. And anyone with an eye can see how much they are hurting us all.

But what’s helping? The opposite of all that: socialism, combined with environmentalism. Cuba, despite more than six decades of embargo, is leading the way with medical research and aid. And Germany has said nein to Drumpf, who dangled a billion-dollar “deal” to try to obtain exclusive rights to a potential vaccine. And many African nations — the same that Donnie called “shithole countries” — have taken the lead in protecting their own by barring travellers from the clearly unregulated US of Amnesia. Good sense is waking up out of its decades-long slumber, and it’s happening where people least expected to see it.

More compassion, more humanity, more social services instead of cutbacks. Less traffic, less pollution, fewer people being crammed into tight quarters — it’s good against so much more than just COVID-19. What hurts capitalism is helping humanity and the environment both.

The people are having a moment, and an opportunity to strike a death blow to the Friedman doctrine once and for all is here.

Let’s use it!

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A fascinating history of toilet paper

The History Guy tackles a touchy subject with fascinating facts…and humor:

Something I never knew about toilets throughout the ages: The kings (and queens) of England used to have special servants (gentlemen and ladies in waiting, no less) whose job it was to wipe the Royal Derrière. And far from being an undesirable job, it was actually a highly coveted one, because it placed one above the Privy Council in terms of counselling His or Her Majesty while they were on the privy. It was considered a sign of high favor (or at least, inordinate amounts of trust) to be appointed to that position. Alas, it fell out of favor in the late Victorian era, when flush-toilets came into fashion in high-toned households and hotels — supposedly. (I refuse to believe that it ever died, because I know for a fact that the royal butler still puts toothpaste on the royal toothbrushes.)

Oh! And if you ever wondered where the term “cornhole” came into being, just watch…and you will wonder nevermore.

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What the 1918 flu pandemic can teach us about public health today

John M. Barry, author of The Great Influenza, talks about how badly the US handled a pandemic that most likely started on home turf. Secrecy, censorship, and denial prevailed during the 1918-19 flu pandemic. The public were often lied to, but rarely fooled. But by denying the extent to which the plague was spreading, the public health authorities actually enabled it to worsen. Instead of stopping “patriotic” parades designed to recruit soldiers for the Great War (and sell victory bonds so that capitalism could finance itself), the spectacle was allowed to go on — and the virus, to decimate the populace. The result is history: hospitals overwhelmed, young healthy adults dying within hours of the first sign of illness, undertakers running out of coffins, priests driving horse-drawn carts through the streets of major cities and imploring the locals to bring out their dead, and mass graves full of quicklime when normal funereal practices were suspended. Modern times, for months, were barely distinguishable from the medieval. The slaughter in the trenches during the dying days of the war was eclipsed by another war, against an invisible enemy at home. Faith, hope, love and trust were hard to find. And the blame was deflected to Spain, which was neutral during the Great War, and whose media were uncensored as a result, and thus free to report casualty counts accurately (which other European newspapers, as well as those in North America, were NOT free to do.)

Fast-forward a hundred years to today, and what do we see? The same thing yet again: Equivocation, hesitation, denial…and a rapidly spreading plague. Instead of decisive public-health measures, the US is being crippled by a shitload of contradictory messaging from on high: don’t worry, do things, keep the economy going, but we’re going to shut the borders and stop travellers coming and going! It seems as though Donnie doesn’t care a damn about public health, but only about the robustness of his personal image. (This as even his own daughter has been forced to self-isolate and work from home doing God only knows what!)

We can learn a lot from 1918-19 about what NOT to do. But in the US, it really is as though another plague — amnesia — has spread across the land. Because the lessons of the Great Influenza have been ignored by the authorities, whose job it should be to heed them.

Still think electing a president who wasn’t a “Washington insider” was such a great idea, now?

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Music for a Sunday: The worm you can never delete

Times of global plague deserve feverish tunes. So, here you go:

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