Music for a Sunday: Deep in a moment’s overflow

…I hear a voice from long ago:

And if the synths in this one don’t give you goosebumps, you probably don’t have a pulse:

Yep, your humble queen is one die-hard romantic. So shoot me!

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Oh noes, Chavecito is now in the supermarket business!

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Cue the screamers of the Dissociated Press, the WaHoPo, and the NY Slimes. Communism is on the march once more! Aporrea has the deets:

At the end of his speech during the opening of the Bolivarian Hypermarket, President Hugo Chávez expressed the willingness of the government to acquire 80% of the shares of CATIVEN, the consortium which manages the Cada supermarket chain.

“The group wants to reach an amicable agreement because the expropriation will be an amicable agreement, they want to sell to [the government of] Venezuela 80% of the shares of CATIVEN, so that they will belong to the government and the people of Venezuela.

President Chávez directed vice-president Elías Jaua to start talks with the consortium in order to reach agreements as to the price, form of payment and labor contracts.

The Cada chain has 35 stores and the purchase agreement will include distribution centres, transportation fleet, and of course, the 5,000 workers who have been wearing red for quite some time already.

Translation mine.

It’s instructive to note that the Bolivarian Hypermarket (don’t you love that exaggeration in the name? It’s not super enough to be merely super in Venezuela, you gotta be HYPER!) is a case of workers asking the government to expropriate and buy out the chain so that they can become self-governing. This is another case of the same thing. Red is not only the color of the chain logo (see photo at the link), it’s also a state of mind.

And, oh horrors, it’s one that the workers in Venezuela actually LIKE being in. Three guesses as to why that is.

(Muchas gracias to Utpal for the linky.)

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Wankers of the Week: Crappy Valentine’s Day!

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Some say it with flowers. This week, I say it with clerihews:

1. Chris Fucking Briles

Pushes Christ with sinful wiles.

Someone tell this fine upstanding guy

That Jesus hates it when you lie.

2. Sarah Fucking Palin

Should knock off the whiny wailin’.

She won’t be in clover

When her tea party’s over.

3. John Fucking McCain

Doesn’t feel gay soldiers’ pain.

One might ask what his stance is good for

In light of his helping lose a war.

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4. Jason Fucking Kenney

Cut many a penny

From groups promoting human rights

With the lame accusation that they’re anti-semites.

5. Stephen Fucking Harper.

Was there ever such a carper?

Equal rights for others sure do seem to threaten

The uncool dude in the sweater vest and cowboy hat who just ain’t gettin’.

6. Arnold Fucking Kling

Thinks that DC is Beijing.

The Chinese are not amused–

Would you be, as the object of an odious comparison so over-used?

7. Jim Fucking DeMint

Has not the brains of a wad of lint.

“Global warming” doesn’t mean

That there’s no cold weather, or anything in between.

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8. James Fucking Moore

Excused taste that’s piss-poor

Hoping that we’ll ignore

That $10 million more.

9. Nancy Fucking Elliott

Deserves a one-way ticket to helliot.

What earned her this frightful ungodly hex?

Her unholy obsession with gay butt sex.

10. Gerard Fucking Alexander

Thought it commonsensical to slander

His intellectual superiors

And elevate their distant inferiors.

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And finally, to the chickenshit phony from Washington, DC, IP # 216.164.62.93, who wanked (twice!) on my open letter to Peter Kent. You’re a fine one to talk about embarrassing oneself–you just did it big-time. Since you’re not brave enough to sign yourself with anything but obscenities, you’re not important enough to merit anything but prose. But if I knew your real name, I’d be sure to find a nice, obscene rhyme for YOU, cabrón.

Good night, and get fucked!

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Economics for Dummies: Toyota vs. Too Big To Fail

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Any questions?

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Yes, he IS a fashion icon.

Was there ever any doubt? Check out Evo’s latest threads:

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Yep, that’s another new jacket he’s wearing; that aguayo inset doesn’t look at all familiar.

Neither does this one:

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Goes great with flowers, coca-leaf garlands, and streamers. Cholita approved, too!

Leftist hottitude: Kicking the crap out of conservatism on all fronts. Including THAT one.

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Short ‘n’ Stubby: Ms. Manx eats the tweeter

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Well, what did you expect of Ms. Manx? She’s a kitty. They eat shredded tweet for breakfast. And so do I, today…as we delve into just how important Twitter is NOT when it comes to Venezuelan politics.

If you’ve read this earlier post of mine, you’ll have a fair idea just how full of shit the lamestream media are when reporting the “latest” goshwow crap going on in Venezuela. Ooh, ahh, the Twitter Revolution is going to unseat the evil ‘Cito!

Only, alas, no.

In fact, Twitter isn’t even really news down there, and certainly not for serious observers of Chavecitolandia. Counterpunch and Chronically Clueless both ate the tweeter’s lunch MONTHS ago, both pointing out in detail just how and why the oppos will never tweet their way into power (or tweet the ‘Cito out of it, same diff). And the lamestream media are just kinda-sorta latching onto this non-story now? From the wrong angle, yet? FAIL.

Well, here’s something else they’ll never report: Following Chavecito’s recommendations, Chavistas are now countertweeting the oppos. The popular alternative media site, Aporrea, has its own twit-stream now. As does La Hojilla, the popular current-events show. Only they are using the tweeter the way it works best, as a quick way to get little newsy items out and onto people’s radars. And as a rapid-response system to counteract the oppo lies.

In other words: Big Corporate Media can’t even get little birdies right. It would be funny if it weren’t so damn pathetic.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Render unto Caesar…

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Wow. FUX Snooze really IS as old as empire itself!

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Economics for Dummies: Of Haiti and major league baseball

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Hmmm. You don’t suppose this callous attitude has anything to do with jock culture, do you?

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An open letter to Peter Kent

Dear Mr. Kent:

On your recent official trip to Venezuela, in the name of Canada, you made some remarks that embarrass us as a country, and disgust me as a Canadian. They are as follows:

“Canada is concerned over the Venezuelan government’s recent suspension of broadcasting of [three] television stations and the death of two students in protests related to this action. These events are further evidence of a shrinking democratic space in Venezuela.”

Mr. Kent, Canada is NOT “concerned” about the Venezuelan government’s legitimate actions regarding broadcasters in violation of its laws. And for that reason, Canada would appreciate you not rudely fobbing off your personal views as those of an entire nation when you are the guest of a foreign leader. You were the guest of President Chávez, were you not? And if you were not there as his guest, whose guest were you? Were you in fact a guest of the putschist opposition, and was that the reason you didn’t show your face there for very long–or present it to the president himself, at Miraflores Palace?

The reason I ask is because you made those uncalled-for remarks in your official capacity as a minister of state. Just as you made the following remarks in your official capacity on the shameful occasion of the military coup against the president of Honduras, Manuel Zelaya:

“Canada condemns the coup d’état that took place over the weekend in Honduras, and calls on all parties to show restraint and to seek a peaceful resolution to the present political crisis, which respects democratic norms and the rule of law, including the Honduran Constitution.

“Democratic governance is a central pillar of Canada’s enhanced engagement in the Americas, and we are seriously concerned by what has transpired in Honduras.”

Now, that’s all very right and proper. No one could fault you for saying that. But when that legitimately elected leader attempted to return to his country, from which he was unceremoniously ousted, and regain his rightful seat, you said:

“We urge restraint. We view his initial and subsequent attempts to re-enter the country as very unhelpful to the situation.”

What a strange thing to say! Somewhere between the coup and the attempt at return, your sense of what constitutes an American democracy underwent a rather odd shift. You went from being against the coup to being, in effect, for it. Why else would you oppose an elected leader’s efforts to regain what is rightfully his, and restore his country to normality?

It’s nonsensical and incongruent remarks like these that make me seriously question your credentials as a diplomat and a democrat, Mr. Kent. And they also make me question your moral right to pronounce on the situation in Venezuela. Especially when you do it in the name of Canada.

You see, I don’t think Venezuela happens to be suffering from a “shrinking” of its “democratic spaces” at all. I can understand Spanish, and I have been following the RCTV situation (as farcical as it is), along with the rest of the Venezuelan media situation. And I don’t see a “shrinking” at all; in fact, I see quite the opposite. The media in Venezuela are still overwhelmingly in corporate hands. Public and alternative media are still a minority there, albeit a vibrant and growing one, and increasingly popular with ordinary Venezuelans. That’s an expansion of democratic spaces, not a “shrinking”!

But then, you are a fine one to talk, sir, are you not? After all, you made your official remarks in the name of a minority government, at a time when Parliament has been prorogued out of a very antidemocratic combination of sheer spite and irresponsibility. Canada’s democratic space has been closed off altogether under the watch of your party, Mr. Kent. Where is your moral authority to say anything about the media situation in Venezuela?

Ah, but I suppose you may be speaking in your capacity as a former broadcaster. I vaguely recall that you used to work for CanWest Global, a private media conglomerate, before you entered politics. I can well imagine that the arch-conservative CanWest Global corporate editorial line, which you also represented for a time in an official capacity, would have colored your outlook on non-conservative, non-corporatist governance somewhat.

Still, that doesn’t excuse your remarks, which were supercilious, ignorant, and totally inaccurate. And it doesn’t excuse what you said in response to Venezuelan ambassador Roy Chaderton, after he quite rightly rebuked you for your disrespect before the OAS. Far from being the “rhetoric of desperation”, as you called them, Mr. Chaderton’s remarks were based entirely on fact. And if you, Mr. Kent, were worth your salt as a journalist, you would appreciate that. After all, journalism is supposed to be about reporting facts, not opinions-disguised-as-facts.

It is awfully hard for a former reporter to be bested at his own game by a diplomat from South America, is it not, Mr. Kent?

But of course, I forget to whom I am writing. CanWest’s stock in trade has been opinions-disguised-as-facts for so long that of course, as an old loyalist to the company line, you would have difficulty distinguishing the one from the other. Poor judgment is a known occupational hazard at CanWest Global; it may be why that once prosperous corporation is now teetering on the brink of bankruptcy.

Still, ignorance of the law is no excuse for breaking it. And ignorance of the real situation in Venezuela is no excuse for sticking both feet in your mouth. As long as you work in an official capacity, representing all of Canada–or claiming to–you are obliged to seek the fullest picture of the situation abroad, and not rely on the narrow viewpoints of a corporatist few as you have done. Our parliament is not the CanWest news desk. Our nation is not a corporation.

Mr. Kent, you are an ignorant man; you may be an ignorant man as a matter of profession. Certainly you are a partisan of the arch-corporatist party of ignorance. But we Canadians are not an ignorant people, nor are we corporatists. We are well aware of how much our democratic spaces have shrunk under the reign of your party, just as we are aware of how much the overall quality journalism has declined in Canada thanks in no small part to CanWest’s hard-right editorial line.

Your ignorant remarks embarrass us all before the world.

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El Ecuadorable is da man, again

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“Don’t worry, René, we got your back!” Ah oui, c’est très Ecuadorable, non?

This does my heart some good…

On Tuesday, at the Unasur summit, the president of Ecuador, Rafael Correa, signed an executive decree legalizing all citizens of Haiti who have been in Ecuador before January 31, 2010.

The proceeding, which also benefits spouses and minor children who entered the country under the same conditions, grants a non-immigrant visa, valid for five years, free of charge.

This is one of the decisions taken by the government of Ecuador as part of its humanitarian-aid plan for citizens of Haiti affected by the earthquake of January 12.

Translation mine.

Let’s hope it does some good for Haiti, too.

(And hey, Raffy…let some more of ’em in if they need a place to stay, y’hear?)

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