A Bolivarian communiqué from Holland

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The Bolivarian Circle of Holland expresses its concern over US bases in Curaçao–ostensibly for combatting drug production and smuggling, but plainly with other uses, especially since the Fourth Fleet has been mobilized by Dubya (and not recalled by Obama!) It should also be noted that Venezuela has been doing a much better job of drug interception within its own borders and waters than it ever did when the DEA was in country, US complaints to the contrary notwithstanding. Report from Aporrea:

The Bolivarian Circle of Holland shares the concern of President Hugo Chávez regarding the mobilization of US troops in Colombia and the rest of Latin America.

Today it was announced that the Dutch Antilles were preparing for increased military support to the United States. Curaçao already has US military bases under an anti-drug treaty in the region; a project which has not attained its objectives because it has not reduced the production of drugs, nor the cultivation of raw materials of drug production, nor drug smuggling.

This union between Curaçao, Holland and the United States only serves to increase imperialist war power in the region, creating a menace to progressive governments who are eradicating social injustice.

We are tremendously worried by this new menace. Regional peace is in danger, thanks to the irrational mobilization of US troops under the complicity of its allies.

The influence of the United States in military dictatorships of the past century was first discounted by the media and the allies of those dictatorships. History demands that the truth be told. US support for dictators was real. That fact was established even by the functionaries of the US itself from that period.

The beginning of the 21st century brings new threats of interference by the government of the United States. The 2002 coup d’état in Venezuela is an example of this. The installation of a civilian-military dictatorship in Honduras is another example of this interference. And the internationally-rejected blockade of Cuba is, as well, another show of imperialist interference by the United States in Latin America.

We add ourselves to the call for peace by President Hugo Chávez. We call on the government of Holland to choose peace and not war.

We also call on the European Parliament to begin an investigation into the military mobilization by US troops on the Latin American continent.

We call on the friends of the Bolivarian process to defend this socialist revolution, as well as mobilize for peace in Latin America.

“Let us unite and be invincible”–Simón Bolívar

Translation mine.

This entry, BTW, marks the first new category I’ve added to this blog for the New Year. It’s called Going Dutch, and it will be about all things from the Netherlands, whether cheesy or (as in this case) patently not. I’ve noticed from my ClustrMap that I have quite a few readers from there, so let’s hope they enjoy this new category.

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Short ‘n’ Stubby: New year, new lynx

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Awwww…isn’t that a cute kitty?

Project Censored has released its annual list of 25 stories that should have made major news, but didn’t. Crapitalism, corruption and repression are the themes de l’année. Ecuador also made the list twice: Once for declaring that nature has rights, and once for telling foreign crapital to go screw. North America and Europe, take note!

Marianne Williamson hits the nail on the head when it comes to voter disappointment with the Dems and their “moderation”. Hey Barack, that’s NOT “change you can believe in”!

Looking for tips on “greener” living in these recessionary times? Just ask an old-timer.

Looking for your G-spot, ladies? Some researchers say don’t bother. I say, Whatever floats yer boat…

A German anti-Nazi hero and founding member of the Kreisau Circle has died. RIP, Freya Von Moltke.

Eva Golinger does it again, exposing some CIA agents recently killed in Afghanistan.

The Robertos sing Happy Birthday to Teochorro. En español.

Glamour has some sound advice for those who’ve resolved to get healthy this year: Don’t lose sleep over your weight; get more sleep and you’ll lose the weight. Arianna Huffington concurs, proclaiming sleep to be a feminist issue. I haven’t made any resolutions, but I’m all for feminism and anything else that does a body good, so I’ll toast to that…with some melatonin, a cup of valerian tea and a round of zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

(And besides, what better time of year to hibernate?)

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Farewell, Lhasa…

This morning, I was saddened to learn (via DAMMIT JANET!) that Lhasa de Sela has died of breast cancer.

For those who don’t know who she is, she’s the closest thing Canada has ever had to its own Mercedes Sosa (who also, sadly, passed away recently.) In fact, she covered a Fito Páez song that “La Negra” Sosa also did, “Yo vengo a ofrecer mi corazón”. This cover was used to great effect in the documentary The Take, by Naomi Klein and Avi Lewis, about the struggle of the occupied-factories movement in Argentina. That was my first contact with that haunting voice.

Here’s one of her last pieces, which feels hauntingly prescient now:

Sleep well, Lhasa. You are loved and missed.

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Economics for Dummies: Amen!

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And when you consider that the man’s a safety expert, you know it’s true. How many CEOs do you know who pay more than cursory attention when the flight attendants do their little takeoff spiel, anyway?

And yet, shockingly, there are people just like him on food stamps. And we place our lives in their hands whenever we fly.

No, I don’t get it either.

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I hold MY malt liquor better than a panda, too.

And I don’t eat, shoot and leave, either.

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Music for a Sunday: Pilot

Underappreciated Canadian talent? We haz it…

One of my all-time faves of his. Whimsical, poignant, and full of questions still unanswered as to whether we will survive our own worst innovations. Re-hearing it recently for the first time since high school, I finally realized what it was about. The Manhattan Project and the bombing of Hiroshima. Of course! What bigger fire would we rely on a pilot to deliver us from?

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Wankers of the Week: Crappy New Year Edition

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Happy Hangover Day! How’s everyone’s head? Still ringing? Well, now you know what they mean by “ringing in the New Year”, eh?

Heh. At least the party’s over, so there’s nothing left to poop. (Other than the obvious.)

Meanwhile, here’s who fucked your Aunt Bina’s shit right up from last year into this…and who she’s dumping on in return:

1. Mike Fucking Gallagher. Instead of racial or ethnic profiling of criminals, as Mikey-poo recommends, how about STUPIDITY profiling? This wingnut is so fucking dumb, he ought to be behind bars, preferably in solitary–and better still, incommunicado. Failing that, though, I’d like to see him tossed in a large holding cell with a whole lot of wrongfully-accused Muslims who are all too aware of the damage his crapaganda is doing in terms of their innocence. How long do you think he’d last?

2. Karl Fucking Rove. Watch out, ladies–Dubya’s old pal Turdblossom just got a divorce, he hit on Randy Quaid’s wife, AND he’s got a self-important memoir coming out soon. I know you’re all just horripilating in anticipation of what this pasty right-wing doughball is gonna do next!

3. Earl Fucking Woods. Yes, even from beyond the grave, this one’s an unequivocal wanker. Not only did his multiple affairs scar his son for life, now Tiger’s following his bad advice and walking in the old man’s straying footsteps–and scarring his own kids for life. Way to go, Grandpa, you dearly departed douche! At this rate, there will be fucked-up Woods kids shambling through life until the end of fucking time.

4. Ivana Fucking Trump. Someone please get Da Donald to buy this woman her own LearJet so no one else will have to put up with her on an already stressful scheduled flight. Kthxbai.

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5. Jim Fucking DeMint. Now we know who to blame for that Christmas Day bomber-wannabe getting on that jet he wasn’t supposed to be on. Seems that Jimbo thinks transportation safety is less important than union busting. Yeah, I bet the whole world feels so much safer knowing that underpaid, undertrained, disposable human beings are the ones watching al-Qaida for us, Jim. Viva fucking capitalism, goddamn it!

PS: And viva the racist blocking of qualified nominees, too.

6. Fucking “Bunny” from Parsons, Kansas. Yeah, go ahead and take your damn tree down out of spite over imaginary “death panels”. You’d do better to go into a Big Insurance head office and take THEIR tree down, you stupid twat.

7. Tucker Fucking Carlson. Just what the world needs: one more fucking ‘winger “news” website. Because the fucking conservative media’s just not overcrowded enough with fucking conservatives. And because snotty, superannuated fratboys are just God’s gift to us all.

8. George W. Fucking Bush. Yes, even out of power, this wanker somehow manages to fuck up an entire decade. Fittingly, it’s terrorism all over again. Even more fittingly, it’s BLOWBACK. Merry Christmas, USA–how about a little plane-bombing to fuck up your travel plans and everyone else’s in the entire fucking WORLD?

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9. Orly Fucking Taitz. Lady, there’s a name for what you’re doing. It’s called INCITING TERRORISM. It’s also called MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF. Stop it and shut the fuck up!

10. Peter Fucking King. 100% of Islamic terrorists are Muslims? No fucking shit, Sherlock. But Muslims do not comprise 100% of terrorists, period. Also, the vast majority of the world’s billion-plus Muslims have no interest in terrorism and no sympathy for those who perpetrate it. And your biggest domestic terrorism problem is still all those white supremacists, neo-Nazis, Michigan militia lard-asses, Aryan Nations, KKK, gun nuts, doctor-killers, teabaggers, birthers and other assorted wingnut wankers who no doubt heartily agree with you that all Muslims are terrorists. The problem is not “too much political correctness”, it’s too much political ignorance–like yours, you wanker!

11. George Fucking LeMieux. Self-important blowhard much? Helms-Burton is NOT about “commitment to democracy, human rights and the rule of law”. It is a concerted effort to starve out the Cuban people so that their country can be annexed like another Puerto Rico–or reconverted into the mafia bordello of the Caribbean. And if you’re going to talk about “leaders in nations that seek to destabilize the region”, better look longer and harder at your own–they’re responsible for more of it than anybody else, starting with the Monroe Doctrine.

12. Mary Fucking O’Grady. Clearly, she’s caught Teh Paranoid from El Narco. That’s what comes of masturbating together!

13. Stephen Fucking Harper. For the second time in a year, our petulant PM has prorogued Parliament for no good cause or plausible reason–other than, maybe, his own well-deserved crappy reputation following him around like a sack of shit. What’s the matter, Stevie–afraid of a little thing called DEMOCRACY? (PS: What Heather said.)

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14. Manfred Fucking Reyes Villa. Another wanker who’s not only afraid of democracy, he’s also afraid of the cops (and the embezzlement charges we just know they’re dying to lay on him). So afraid, in fact, that he buggered off all the way from Bolivia…to Washington, DC. Which makes absolutely no sense until you remember that that’s where his puppetmasters live.

15. Ricardo Fucking Urbina. Thanks to this less-than-just judge, Blackwater just got off the hook for what it did in Iraq. There are no words for the outrage.

16. Rush Fucking Limbaugh. Of course the Pigman got the best possible care “right here in the United States of America.” It’s because he was in “socialist” Hawaii! Also, it’s because he could afford the best no matter where he went. If he had to go where most of his dittoheads go when they get chest pains, he might not be so sanguine about it all. And of course he wasn’t having a heart attack, either–there’s nothing in there. Duh!

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17. All the fucking idiots in the media who said this is the end of the decade. Not quite, numbnuts. Since there’s no such thing as the Year Zero, we have to count from the start of Year One. That means this is actually just the end of nine years into the new millennium, not ten. The real new decade doesn’t start till 2011. So, kiddies, if you’re looking forward to a Dickweeds of the Decade post on this blog, you’re just gonna have to wait till the end of December. (Yep, I’m a mean, stickly bastardette that way.)

18. All the fucking banks and credit card companies who decided to celebrate the bogus recovery and get the jump on future rules with some very real and present consumer gouging. Too big to fail? Yeah, now we see how they got that way, and also why they’re not worth rescuing with even a penny slug from taxpayers. What a way to treat the people who made them so goddamned profitable. There just aren’t enough fuck-yous to go around, are there? (But thanks anyway, Courtney Love.)

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And finally, this fucking lamer from Peru, who came late to my party and puked all over himself while he was aiming for me. Sure must suck to be you, dude…you are defending the worst possible president. You’re gonna have to do a lot more bending-over and ankle-grabbing down there in Lima next year, I can see that much in my magic crystal ball.

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BTW, I cleaned your vomit-stained shirt for you. And your clock.

Good night, and Crappy New Year!!!

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Economics for Dummies: Thanks for NOTHING, Dubya!

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Finally, the WaHoPo decided to tell the awful truth about the first nine years of the Decade from Hell.

My big question is, WHERE THE HELL WERE THEY WHEN THE US ECONOMY WAS BEING RIGGED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN?

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I couldn’t agree more

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Heh heh.

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Of coca, cola, and “collas”

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Aymara women with a pile of dried coca leaves. If these women are farmers, odds are that they chew them while they work, to stave off hunger, thirst and altitude sickness.

Who knew coca was so versatile? The indigenous, or “collas”, that’s who. And now they’re going to give Coke a run for its money–with, among other things, a new soda-pop:

In an obvious play on words, the Bolivian cocaleros have declared war on the the most popular fizzy drink in the world. Yesterday the vice-minister for coca, Jerónimo Meneses, presented Coca-Colla, a new carbonated energy drink made from the “sacred leaf” of the Andes cultivated in the Chapare region.

There, where Evo Morales launched his career as a union leader and later politician more than two decades ago, you will find the majority of the coca declared illegal under Law 1008, in place since the 1980s.

The initiative was proposed by the campesinos. In case there isn’t enough in common with the syrup created in 1885 by John Pemberton, the Coca-Colla bottle will have a red label and contain a dark, almost black liquid.

Even though the Coca-Cola Company says it removed coca from the formula in 1929, the Internet is rife with denuciations that “Coca-Cola is still buying coca in Peru.”

Even though minister Meneses has already shown the bottle to the press, the authorities admit that the name of the product could be changed.

“It started as a private initiative to produce a coca-based energy drink, but as a state we are interested in the industrialization of the coca,” said vice-minister of rural development Víctor Hugo Vázquez. He emphasized various private initiatives already existing in Bolivia, producing teas, syrups, toothpastes, liquors, candies and even cakes made from coca. In fact, one Italian restaurant in La Paz serves coca spaghetti, made from a mixture of wheat flour and “millennial” coca-leaf flour.

The quantity of coca used legally is part of the controversy, which may be resolved by the results of the Integral Study of the Coca Leaf and the national inquiry into the legal use and consumption of the herb, launched in 2009 with the support of the European Union. Not all the cocaleros support an increased level of cultivation; the “legals” do not want the price to drop with increased availability of the herb.

With the newly-elected Congress in favor, the government proposes to increase legal coca-growing to 20,000 hectares, in order to include the campesinos of the Chapare, social base of Evo Morales, in legal cultivation.

Before the Spanish conquest, the coca was part of Andean rituals. After colonization, it became part of the mining economy; chewing permitted workers to stay on their feet in the dangerous shafts, hundreds of metres below ground, and not even the protestations of the Catholic church against the “devil’s leaf” were successful in gaining prohibition of it.

Translation mine.

My compañeros have already beaten me to the story, but I thought I’d translate this piece to show a bit more context. And also to add some facts you might not have known about coca.

For one thing, it’s true that there is still coca in Coca-Cola. The leaf is still used to provide an extract for flavoring the drink. There is no cocaine, however, since anti-drug legislation prohibited it. But there used to be–in varying amounts, according to Snopes.com. The soda was prepared as a fountain beverage in the early days, meaning that variable quantities of flavoring syrup went into a glass of seltzer water. You might have gotten a very slight cocaine kick from your glass of Coke, or nearly none, at that rate. It would have been indistinguishable in any case from the caffeine buzz you get from the kola nut, which is also still an ingredient to this day. It is very unlikely that anyone would have become a drug addict that way, unless they guzzled the syrup undiluted. And even then, chances are that they’d have gotten a sugary stomach-ache rather than much of a buzz.

Addicts typically injected their cocaine when Coca-Cola was new on the market; later, they rubbed it on their gums or snorted it; later still, with the advent of the CIA’s coke importation and crack sales, they began smoking a particularly cheap, nasty form of it as well. There are no recorded cases of addicts ever becoming hooked through simple consumption of a Coke, however; the concentration of the drug would have been much too low.

Cocaine abuse has also taken place in classic crime literature. Back in his day, using cocaine recreationally was not yet illegal, and known cases of cocaine dependence were few, but Sir Arthur Conan Doyle apparently foresaw the dangers of addiction (probably as a result of reading Sigmund Freud, if not from using it himself, as Freud also did). There is even a passage in which Dr. Watson warns his friend against the dangers of using drugs to “improve” his mental acuity.

And yes, cocaine is legal for medical use to this day. There are international conventions in place to prevent cocaine produced for medical usage from being diverted onto the streets. Obviously, thanks to stringent quality controls, it’s not produced with as much pollution or toxic crap as the illegal kind, which really befouls the jungles where it’s made. It is a good topical anesthetic, and as it is a vasoconstrictor, it also impedes excess bleeding. If you’ve ever had stitches and the nurse swabbed you with a clear liquid to numb the skin before the doctor took needle and thread to you, you may have been dosed with a small amount of cocaine. It would not be enough to give a buzz or “hook” you, but it’s definitely enough to make the procedure quite painless. Cocaine solution is also used to soak cotton pads and swabs for nose, mouth and throat surgeries, again to prevent excess bleeding (which can cause choking) and to ease pain.

Novocaine, a chemical relative, is still widely used by dentists for “freezing”. And cocaine’s other chemical cousins are found in over-the-counter topical creams and sprays, usually to calm itchy bug bites and nasty rashes. If the active ingredient ends in -caine, you’ve been exposed to one of coke’s relatives. The difference, though, is that benzocaine and lidocaine sold in those strengths are not “buzzy”. They are felt merely as “soothing”. So don’t bother trying to get high inhaling the contents of an aerosol can of benzocaine spray, ‘kay?

Coca in its natural state is not enough to give a mosquito a buzz, either. There is so little alkaloid in fresh or dried unprocessed coca that tonnes of it are needed to make just a kilo of cocaine. And believe me, you don’t want to know just how much, and how many, polluting nasty chemicals go into the making of that stuff. (How about a snootful of chlorine, acid and kerosene–sounds appealing, eh?)

The sacred leaf is, however, an effective suppressant of hunger, thirst and exhaustion. And whether chewed plain, or with a small pinch of powdered lime made from burnt, crushed seashells, or brewed as tea, it’s the only remedy that really works for high-altitude sickness. You c
an see why the indigenous peoples of the Andes, from Colombia right down to Chile, have used it for as far back as any of their histories go. It makes farming at higher altitudes possible–something it would not have been if not for coca. Use of lime makes coca work better, which may be one reason why the indigenous peoples of Bolivia remain hopeful that one day, their country will again have access to the sea–a ready source of that helpful coca-boosting mineral.

But again, this is not about being stoned all the time. At altitude, coca leaf enables people to live and work normally. Without it, they’d all have whanging headaches and be in a constant state of exhaustion. Is that much human suffering really worth the approval of the ignorant moralists of the northern global elite?

Medical studies have found coca-chewing to be harmless and even nutritionally beneficial, as coca is a good source of many vitamins and minerals–a boon, in other words, to impoverished natives, who are at risk of malnutrition if deprived of access to it. Some studies even suggest, ironically, that coca tea can help wean addicts off not only cocaine, but many other drugs!

I would really like to see more medical studies done to determine if coca also elevates oxygenation of the blood at altitude; I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if it did, as this study suggests. What I do know is that it makes symptoms of altitude sickness go away. And seeing as even Pope John Paul II was not averse to drinking several cups of coca tea for that purpose on his trips to Bolivia, the question of whether this medicinal use is moral should now be considered settled, once and for all, in favor of coca.

I have yet to find a picture of the bottle for Coca-Colla (the Bolivian drink) on the ABI site, and I suspect it will undergo a name/packaging change before it hits store shelves, so as to avoid lawsuits from the Coca-Cola Co. I suspect that the main risk associated with it will be the same that troubles Coca-Cola, however–too much sugar and caffeine.

But I wouldn’t worry about cocaine in the bottles–and in fact, I’d be relieved that this industrial use, like the coca-flour pastries and spaghetti, puts the leaf to safe and healthy use, preventing its being processed by the tonne into that nasty white gringo nose-powder or those ghetto-wrecking crack rocks that we all know only too well.

Or, as the “collas” like to say, Coca no es cocaina.

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