Short ‘n’ Stubby: Shame shame shame

calico-manx.jpg

Welcome to your weather report! Today’s forecast calls for ice-cold showers of shame, followed by a blizzard of humiliation and waves of beet-red blushing…

Several trash bags full of new (but mutilated, so as to be unusable) clothes have been found outside a New York H & M store, as well as a Wal-Mart. Just steps away, you’d find homeless people, struggling to sleep on cardboard and snow. What the hell kind of culture is this? Are stores so hellbent on profits, and so begrudging to the needy, that they’d rather cut things up and throw them away than donate them to someone who could use them but can’t afford to pay full price?

And what is it with sexual assaults on teenage girls, and racism? Does being indigenous somehow make a girl fair game? Especially if the white man she’s babysitting for is a bigwig in the world of sports?

How embarrassing: “CANADIAN ministers, it seems, are a bunch of Gerald Fords. Like the American president, who could not walk and chew gum at the same time, they cannot, apparently, cope with Parliament’s deliberations while dealing with the country’s economic troubles and the challenge of hosting the Winter Olympic games. This was the argument put forward by the spokesman for Stephen Harper, the Conservative prime minister…” Actually, that’s much too kind. Simple Stevie can’t walk or chew gum separately, much less simultaneously.

And that’s why your humble scribe is hanging her head, face in hand, and shaking it…at the same time.

Share this story:
Posted in Short 'n' Stubby | Comments Off on Short ‘n’ Stubby: Shame shame shame

Barrick Gold disgraces Canada in Chile, too

Part II of a program I posted here yesterday.

This episode takes us to the Atacama Desert of Chile, the driest place on Earth, and the nearby Valle del Huasco, a small strip of green farmland in an arid region. We meet a local priest, who calls citizens to protest against Barrick via his radio show. He can see from the belfry of his church the damage the Pascua-Lama project has already done, and he can foresee what it’s going to do in future. It doesn’t take a geologist; just living there, watching the damage grow from day to day, is enough.

The Pascua-Lama project, on the Argentina-Chile border, is three times as big as the Veladero one in Argentina. It will affect three glaciers–Toro 1, Toro 2 and Esperanza. Barrick Gold proposes to move these glaciers to the Guanaco Glacier, but this is bullshit, as the second segment shows:

Since when can glaciers be moved by dump trucks? And does anyone take them seriously when water is so important to the extraction of gold? Those glaciers aren’t going to be moved, they’re going to be stripped.

A sensitive environment like the Andes cannot bear human meddling on such a scale. Five rivers originate from the glaciers in question, and people downstream depend on them for the crops that sustain their lives. Even in such an arid part of the Chilean Andes, there are people who farm for a living, and who don’t want Barrick in their backyard–not only for the unsightliness of its open pits, but for the depletion of the glaciers that provide water for their crops, and for the poisoning of whatever water is left–again, with cyanide.

Barrick doesn’t much care about this; they present themselves as “socially responsible”, but their actions speak louder. They have no problem making a mockery of local indigenous people in the name of public relations. Even more disturbing, they don’t have the environmental permits they are required to have by the government. I guess, if you can get the president of Argentina to veto a protective law passed unanimously by both houses of parliament, little things like permits, along with borders, don’t matter anymore.

And neither do little things like local people.

Share this story:
Posted in Canadian Counterpunch, Chile Sin Queso, Don't Cry For Argentina, Environmentally Ill, Filthy Stinking Rich, Isn't That Illegal?, Law-Law Land | Comments Off on Barrick Gold disgraces Canada in Chile, too

‘Tis a puzzlement…

jesus-vomit.jpg

Bartcop asks a pertinent question:

You girls, between Charlie Sheen, the vulgar Pigboy, Eldrick or Chris Brown, who’d you least like to date?

Oh lord, that IS a hard one. All of them are so repugnant in their respective ways:

Charlie Sheen’s track record is just bad all around. How many failed marriages does this make? And how many addictive demons that he’s obviously not handling? One would have to be crazy even to contemplate dating him. But at least he’s not too hard on the eyes, and he IS funny. When he’s not roaring away on booze and whatever, of course.

Rush Limbaugh is so repulsive I wouldn’t let him within a mile of me. He’s Charlie Sheen without the looks OR the talent. He has only one redeeming trait: He’s not known to be violent. At least not physically. But his general worldview more than makes up for that. And really, who wants to put up with a guy who holds all women, even beautiful ones, in contempt–much less have sex with an obviously underwhelming specimen like him?

Tiger Woods may not be ugly or violent, and maybe he’s not known for putting women down on the air, either–but it’s pretty clear to me that something’s doing on the drugs front with him, too. And of all four, he is the man most likely to infect a woman with a disease she would be ashamed to take to a doctor. Maybe one that would even kill her. Srsly–in all his exploits, do you recall ANY of the women saying he used condoms? That’s some frightening shit right there.

That leaves Chris Brown. I saw the pictures of what he did to Rihanna. You couldn’t NOT see the pictures, because they were just absolutely everywhere. And he did that before his twentieth birthday. The earlier they start, the less likely they are to stop. In terms of bad behavioral patterns, he’s therefore streets ahead of the rest.

Chris Brown “wins”, if you can call it that.

Share this story:
Posted in Filthy Stinking Rich, The Nausea | 2 Comments

Once more, inevitability happens…

ceiling-credit-card.jpg

Hey, if money can say “In God We Trust”, then surely a credit card can feature the Almighty Ceiling Cat! After all, She watches you when you masturbate…

Share this story:
Posted in The WTF? Files | 3 Comments

Short ‘n’ Stubby: Three Kings Day edition

calico-manx.jpg

It’s Epiphany for those on the Gregorian Calendar, Christmas for those on the Julian. Happy whatever–here’s what’s epiphed for me today:

Carlos in DC has seen the movie Avatar, and relates it to what’s going on all over Latin America right now. I hadn’t planned to see it, but now I admit I’m curious.

El Duderino’s back, and sounding a mite hung over. Musta been one helluva party down there in Bolivia…

Eva Golinger’s on ContraGolpe, exposing a nasty CIA front company. Video in Spanish, Eva in Gringo. (Kidding!)

Honduras’ putschist general (and car thief in chief) is so busted–or will be soon, unless he flees the country. And yes, it’s for unlawfully ousting an elected leader. What do you bet he winds up in either Miami or Lima?

Paul Wells has a novel idea for how to defeat another putschist, bullyboy Harpo: Donate $10 to your party of choice, which of course is ANYBODY BUT THE CONS. Obvious upside: Scares money-hungry Tories shitless. Obvious downside: That money is most likely to wind up in the hands of money-hungry “consultants”. Who are more often than not Tories themselves. My humble (and frankly, better) suggestion: Protest early, protest often. Keep their feet to the fire. It doesn’t take $10 to let ’em know you’re pissed.

The DC Holocaust Museum murderer has died in jail, awaiting trial. Expect cries of martyrdom from all the usual slimy quarters. A fitting memorial would be to take down his loathsome website–I recently learned from this movie that the worst fate, according to Jews, is to go down unremembered when you die. Let’s condemn this mo-fo to that, please.

Share this story:
Posted in Short 'n' Stubby | 2 Comments

Barrick Gold shames Canada in Argentina

I just happened across this video (in Spanish) today. It was so shocking that I had to view it twice to be sure I had heard everything correctly:

This is Part I of the report, called “Glaciers: The First Veto”. It’s from an Argentine news show called “Telenoche Investigates”, which aired on December 17. In it, we see how vital the Andean glaciers are to Argentina, and how fragile they are in turn, thanks to global warming. These glaciers are not just a pretty white patch of ice on top of mountains; they’re a source of water to lands that would otherwise be desert. Thanks to these glaciers, the western regions of Argentina can be irrigated and farmed. The wines of Mendoza, in particular, depend on the glaciers; without them, no grapes would grow. Local people depend heavily on these glaciers for their well-being. And because of the variability of snowfalls–heavy some years, light in others–Argentine climatologists, agronomists and geophysicists all monitor the glaciers very closely. Whatever happens to the glaciers affects everybody and everything for hundreds of miles downstream. For some, it is literally the difference between survival and death.

For this reason, the Argentine parliament unanimously voted to protect the glaciers in 2008. Both houses passed a radical bill that would declare the glaciers and nearby mountain areas off limits to mining. Yet the bill was vetoed at the highest level by President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner. What happened?

A powerful mining firm, based out of Toronto, is responsible for the veto. Barrick Gold, one of the largest gold miners in the world, pressured President Fernández to veto the anti-mining law. They saw two regions near the Chile-Argentina border, Veladero and Pascua-Lama, which were simply too full of gold and silver to resist. Never mind that local citizen power had previously forced Barrick to abandon a planned Argentine mine project in La Rioja province. Never mind that these regions are ecologically sensitive, being located near the Guanaco Glacier (and several other, smaller ones). Never mind that several regional governors protested the high risk of water pollution and glacier depletion. Barrick wanted to mine, and Barrick got its way. It overrode the Argentine senate and house of deputies, not to mention the will of an entire people, and essentially stuck the president in its vest pocket. And to make sure that no pesky ministers tripped them up, they sent out thugs to threaten a former minister of the environment. Romina Picolotti, who was expelled from the government, tells how she received death threats, and threats against her children. Whom does she blame for these mysterious menaces? Who else but Barrick. The threats followed hot on the heels of her denunciations of Barrick’s polluting activities in the Argentine parliament!

But Picolotti has addressed another parliament as well, one with the power to leash Barrick if it wanted to. The Canadian government has been receiving wave after wave of complaints, and not just from Argentina. Canadians are well aware of what Barrick is doing, and are indignant that it is being allowed to continue using our money to fund these projects which not only endanger the very existence of sensitive Andean glaciers, but also to pollute important watersheds with cyanide solution (the waste products of gold extraction; you can read more about that process here.) Canadians know that this probably wouldn’t have been allowed here (for obvious reasons), so why in Argentina? And why would one company’s bottom line be more important than the well-being of the citizens not only of Argentina, but in the case of the Pascua-Lama project, neighboring Chile as well?

Barrick would no doubt argue that its projects generate jobs and income, and while that may be true for a few, the majority of those adversely affected by its operations see no benefit whatsoever from the gold mines. To be frank, Barrick just does does not have the power that the glaciers do to sustain people’s lives. The majority get nothing from Barrick’s presence in the region. They receive no jobs, no housing, no income and no social programs. Barrick doesn’t feed, clothe or house them, nor does it provide them doctors, nor does it send their children (the same whom they threatened, in the case of former environment minister Picolotti) to school. They probably wouldn’t receive any compensation if worse came to worst, either, and one of the dams holding the cyanide pools were to rupture, spilling its highly toxic contents into local rivers and groundwater aquifers. Most likely, the Barrick projects in Argentina would enjoy the same impunity as Union Carbide did in Bhopal, India during the 1980s.

After all, they know how to corrupt a government and bend it to their will.

The second installment of this program will appear here tomorrow.

Share this story:
Posted in Canadian Counterpunch, Don't Cry For Argentina, Environmentally Ill, Filthy Stinking Rich, Isn't That Illegal?, Law-Law Land, She Blinded Me With Science | 2 Comments

Because Jeebus loves Teh Stoopid

field-trip-fail.jpg

At this rate, why send them to school at all?

“Oh noes, they might actually LEARN something…”

Share this story:
Posted in Pissing Jesus Off, The Hardcore Stupid | 4 Comments

Venezuela: Commie pinko national studio releases award-worthy film

And here’s a sample of it:

That’s “Zamora: Free Lands and Men”, by Román Chalbaud, a Venezuelan fimmaker. Produced by the national studio, Villa del Cine. And a finalist for the Goya Prize.

Ezequiel Zamora is a 19th-century hero of liberation in Venezuela, one who continued the battle Simón Bolívar began, and one of the “three roots” of Bolivarian ideology as propounded by none other than Hugo Chávez (the other two being Bolívar and his friend/mentor, Simón Rodríguez). His rallying cry, as you can hear in the clip above, is “Tierras y hombres libres”–free lands and men.

Zamora’s name is also attached to a Venezuelan peasant front dedicated to reclaiming unused arable lands stolen by oligarchs, and farming them collectively, as in the olden days. They in turn are part of a larger movement toward food sovereignty and self-sufficiency in Venezuela, which until recently had to import as much as 80 percent of its food–not because it lacked arable land or willing workers, but because of all the land grabbing by big owners who did nothing useful with it. Those who wanted to farm were shoved out, forced to either occupy inhospitable lands, or else emigrate to the cities, where they ended up in crowded, miserable slums.

Even today, the war Zamora fought for “free lands and men” is not over, as peasants are still being slaughtered by big land-owners, with the aid of imported Colombian paramilitaries–and in this context we can see why Chavecito considers that the biggest immediate menace to Venezuela hails from Colombia. Those paras are a big part of the problem, and they are more than happy to serve as mercenaries to anyone who can afford them. And who better than the big landowners, who stand to lose what they or their ancestors stole to the very popular land reform programs of you-know-who?

But what am I saying? Everyone knows Chavecito’s just a crazy commie pinko, right? And this film is just more commie propaganda (portraying events that were still unfolding while Marx was busy in Europe, penning his manifesto)…right? Right?

(H/t Ceti Alpha, here.)

Share this story:
Posted in Artsy-Fartsy Culture Stuff, Huguito Chavecito | 2 Comments

Epic Inevitability WIN!

Between Facebook and Failblog, it was only a matter of time before Failbooking entered the cyberlexicon. Now that time has come, and there’s a Failbooking site, dedicated entirely to epic fails in Facebook screenshots. And here’s a perfect example of what they’re looking for to fill it:

dumbshit-fail.jpg

LOL–I like you, Hannah, whoever you are.

If you have something this good…er, bad…er, Epic Fail Win…you can send it here.

Share this story:
Posted in Good to Know, The "Well, DUH!" Files | Comments Off on Epic Inevitability WIN!

Teh Heterostoopid: Let’s hope Daddy can’t do the math

…because someone who captioned this news photo included a rather inconvenient factoid:

paternity-fail.jpg

And now we know why so many military marriages break up after the soldier gets back from Iraq, don’t we, kids?

(Failing that–let’s hope this one was an in-vitro pregnancy.)

Share this story:
Posted in Teh Heterostoopid | 3 Comments