How dumb is Donnie?

Literally THIS dumb:

How cringeworthy and embarrassing. It makes me wish that Wonder Woman were real, just so she could put a permanent truth-lasso on him.

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Jacob Wohl, the Crapaganda Kid, strikes again

And if you think he learned his lesson from his embarrassing episode of falsely accusing Robert Mueller of sexual assault (and trying desperately to find a paid woman to pin the tail on the Republican), well, here you go:

He hasn’t learned a goddamn thing. And when he’s finally free to do so, hooboy, is Michael Avenatti EVER going to mop the floor with him.

That is, if Mueller doesn’t get there first.

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Mosque shooter’s terrorism: A “dry run”?

Holy shit, these white supremacists are completely off the charts:

Eleven deaths (and many more injuries) in one place are NOT a “dry run”, they’re a fucking flood.

Also, these two fascist gunwank brothers were NOT “lone wolves”. The fact that they had plenty of company, on Gab and in the person of (among others) Dickie Fucking Spencer, means they had a pack to run with.

And what a mass murder in Pittsburgh was supposed to be a “dry run” FOR, I don’t know. And I sure as hell don’t want to SEE.

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Donnie gets Drumpfed by North Korea!

I’m not sure how to feel over this. On the one hand, one more country with nukes is ALWAYS bad news (no country should have them, fucking DUH). On the other…it looks so good on Donnie that he got screwed by wily little Kim Jong Un. After all his bragging about what a dealmaker he is, and all his blustering and pouting over how he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize, he comes up empty yet again. Uh, Donnie? YOU HAVE TO EARN THAT PRIZE IN ORDER TO GET IT. You didn’t do that. And even the shittiest prognosticator could have predicted that you wouldn’t.

And, as I’ve said before and will say again: Any credit for peace on the Korean peninsula will go to the Koreans, not the meddling gringos who helped to drive that dividing wedge in the first place.

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I can’t believe anyone is actually selling this…

…but apparently, somebody is:

And yes, it’s every bit as inane as you think. A hollowed-out toy bear with a bad toupée, with a cheap fleece blanket stuffed inside, retailing for the ridiculous price of $40 US, and being marketed with the cheesiest possible brand of “patriotism” (note the quotes; as always, there for a reason). They even show actual adults cuddling up with this thing (on motorbikes, in public!) And yet somehow, this is not satire.

And most ironically of all, the batshit Q-Anon crowd will probably eat this up, because it speaks their weird, coded cult language in a way no rational person ever could.

And, believe me, no rational person ever WOULD.

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How fascism gets normalized in Ukraine and Wisconsin

Here’s a broad hint:

Yup, it’s cult indoctrination. And it starts at a young age.

In Germany, it started with the Hitlerjugend, that “youth club” that you had to join, or else. My late dad went with “or else”, because what were they going to do, jail a kid of 10 who didn’t belong to any of the groups marked as Hitler’s undesirables? And of course, they didn’t, and he got away with it. He was 12 years old, and still playing hooky from the HJ, when the war ended…and with it, supposedly, the very existence of a Nazi party and all its organs. At least in Germany.

But as anyone who’s taken a proper look at history could tell you, the Nazi party didn’t really die, either in Germany or anywhere else it had roots. It simply went underground. Now it’s back above ground again, wearing new faces and new uniforms but still just as fascistic as ever, and not just in Germany. Here’s what it looks like in Ukraine:

Most are in their teens, but some are as young as 8 years old. They are at a summer camp created by one of Ukraine’s radical nationalist groups, hidden in a forest in the west of the country, that was visited by The Associated Press. The camp has two purposes: to train children to defend their country from Russians and their sympathizers – and to spread nationalist ideology.

“We never aim guns at people,” instructor Yuri “Chornota” Cherkashin tells them. “But we don’t count separatists, little green men, occupiers from Moscow, as people. So we can and should aim at them.”

[…]

Cherkashin is a veteran of the fight against pro-Russia separatists in eastern Ukraine; he was wounded in combat and later came to lead Sokil, or Falcon, the youth wing of the Svoboda party. It is important, he says, to inculcate the nation’s youth with nationalist thought, so they can battle Vladimir Putin’s Russia as well as “challenges that could completely destroy” European civilization.

Among those challenges: LGBT rights, which lecturers denounce as a sign of Western decadence.

“You need to be aware of all that,” said instructor Ruslan Andreiko. “All those gender things, all those perversions of modern Bolsheviks who have come to power in Europe and now try to make all those LGBT things like gay pride parades part of the education system.”

[…]

During a break in training, a teenager played a nationalist march on his guitar. It was decorated with a sticker showing white bombs hitting a mosque, under the motto, “White Europe is Our Goal.”

So there you have it, kiddies: To be a Nazi in Ukraine, you have to think of all sorts of people as un-people. Russians, LGBT+ people, nonwhite people. You know, PEOPLE. You have to think of PEOPLE…as not-people. For the sake of such idiotic abstractions as “nation” and “white Europe”. Never mind that those are actually non-things; you have to think of them as actual things, and things worth killing and dying for. Even though they are not things, and certainly NOT worth killing and dying for. You have to subscribe to the Newspeak notion of blackwhite — the act of believing that the truth is an untruth, and vice versa, for partisan purposes. And you have to start doing so as young as 8 years old, much the same as in Nazi Germany.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the Atlantic, we have THIS:

This was in Wisconsin. Apparently, the boys of the Baraboo high school class of 2019 had no problem doing this on the urging of a parent taking group photos. And the photographer who egged them on is backpedalling now that an unpleasant spotlight is on him:

The photo was first posted in an online album of BHS prom photos at wheelmemories.com, the website of local motorcycle photographer Peter Gust. It was posted to Twitter last night by the account @GoBaraboo, which calls itself a “parody account.” It was posted with the caption, “We even got the black kid to throw it up #BarabooProud.”

In a phone message left for Madison365, Gust said the photo was “taken out of context” and “as innocent as the boys and girls going to the prom.” He said he simply told the boys to “wave goodbye, heading off to prom.”

“No he didn’t,” said Jordan Blue, a BHS student who can be seen in the photo not participating in the salute, in a Facebook message to Madison365. Blue said Gust told the group to raise one hand for a photo.

“Which doesn’t give a bunch of teenagers a lot of guidance on how to raise their hands,” Blue said. “I felt upset, unsafe, disappointed and scared. I felt unsafe because I go to school with them, I don’t believe in what they represented and the symbol they shared … they knew it was wrong, but they still did it.”

If you’ll look closely at the second row from the bottom, far right end, you’ll see “the black kid”, whose name I don’t know. Contrary to what the @GoBaraboo Twitter account claims, he isn’t throwing up the Heil Hitler hand. And neither is another young guy, at the far right end of the very top row:

That’s Jordan Blue. And, if his face is anything to go by, he may be feeling pretty lonely in that pic, as one of the few who haven’t decided to play along with the steady creep of fascism. But he has some good company on the flip side of history. My late dad who refused to join the HJ, for one. And also, this guy:

That’s August Landmesser, the lone German who folded his arms and refused to Heil Hitler at the christening of a sailing ship, the Horst Wessel. He had a good reason for doing so: He loved a Jewish woman, whom he was not allowed to marry because of Germany’s race laws. Like so many other Germans, he joined the Nazi party less out of a sincere belief in its ideals than in hopes of landing better jobs and getting ahead. He soon had cause to regret that. He paid a hefty price for his (repeated) defiance of Nazi laws and customs. And his story ends very sadly, as many war stories do: He was killed in action.

But back to Baraboo: It would appear that the photographer who took that shot is lying when he claims it was innocent. Here’s a portion of a message that Jules Suzdaltsev posted on his Twitter thread about the story:

Nope, not just a harmless “wave goodbye” gesture, as the photographer claims it was. In fact, that claim wouldn’t even make sense on the surface of it, because this was the junior prom photo. Meaning, THAT class won’t be actually “waving goodbye” until NEXT year, at their senior prom.

As for the “it was a joke” claim, let’s look at the larger context of this shot, shall we?

A few years ago, a student at that same high school was killed in a crash. He wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. And how did his classmates choose to honor his memory? By driving around in trucks sporting Confederage flags.

And why was that an issue? Well, Wisconsin was NOT in the Confederacy. It was on the Union side. And very fervently so. But the fact that Wisconsin was on the side that won the Civil War, the anti-slavery one, the one that fought against racism, seems to have been slow to reach a lot of people there. Two racist vandals from Baraboo defiled the nearby Circus World Museum ten years ago with graffiti and arson, and “nationalist” fliers have appeared in the mail around Sauk County recently. The place is riddled with ill-concealed racism and even fascism, and it’s been going on under the noses of the “unsuspecting” locals for far too long already.

So it would appear that there is fertile soil for the dormant seeds of fascism to take root in rural Wisconsin, just as there is in Ukraine. The question which we all must ask now is:

Who will uproot and destroy these weeds for good, before they can go to seed again?

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Quotable: Stan Lee on bigotry

So long, Stan…and thanks for all the heroes. You were the biggest one of them all. Especially when you wrote this on the occasion of Martin Luther King’s assassination, in 1968.

Excelsior.

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Lest we forget…the fascists forgot.

Via the Out and Abouter, an image that’s less satirical than a sad sign of the times.

Happy Remembrance Day! And hooray, happy 100th anniversary of the great armistice of 1918. In Flanders’ fields the poppies blow…apparently, a lot of opium smoke. Because not only have a hundred years gone by, but humanity has apparently not learned a goddamn thing in all that time. So, in the true spirit of Forgettance Day, here’s a roundup of who all forgot what all today:

Poland forgot that being under Nazi occupation was a no-good-very-bad thing that tore their country apart, as well as the fact that communists liberated it. Fascists who were supposed to be banned from marching got not only to march today, but to drag the country’s very leaders along with them in a tacit demonstration of their approval for the far right. They were joined in their “nationalism” by other “nationalist” leaders, including actual Italian fascists, who most certainly are not Polish. Also, a selfish fascist dickweasel who fucked off and abandoned his family in Radom is supposedly going to get a hero’s welcome when he comes back, on parole after murdering a South African liberation leader who was close to Nelson Mandela. Oh, and he was and still is a fascist, as far as I’m concerned. In short, Poland forgot Poland.

Meanwhile, right next door to Poland, Germany forgot to vet incoming military recruits for fascistic political tendencies. Too busy still pursuing the long-defunct Red Army Faction, I guess. It now has a Nazi problem once more…which, after all these years of de-Nazification, comes as one hell of a shock to anyone who doesn’t know that the original de-Nazification was half-hearted at best, and just ended up exporting a lot of Nazis to Latin America and the CIA, which never met a fascist it couldn’t love…or use. But at the same time, it may explain why all these “patriotic” groups have sprung up in Germany lately, and not only in reaction to the increased presence of foreign-born Muslim refugees, either. And now they have covert Nazi death squads, right in the German army! Did Beate Klarsfeld teach them nothing? Apparently, the answer is JA.

Oh yeah, and France is getting rather forgetful lately, too. Emanuel Macron himself has forgotten that Marshal Pétain was most emphatically not a hero after the Great War ended. His continued involvement in the French military and its politics was nothing short of très terrible. And at no time was this more apparent than in his collaboration with Nazi Germany, unless maybe we count the Algerian independence struggle. Et pourquoi pas? Remember when he was supposed to be the antifascist candidate to shut out Marine Le Pen? Yeah…he forgot.

And who’s the biggest forgetter of them all? That’s easy. It’s Donnie, who couldn’t bring himself to work an umbrella, and since he was afraid to get his ridiculous coiffure a little bit damp, he sat out the memorial ceremony at Belleau Wood. No wonder Macron got a wee bit testy with him today.

But then again, forgetting what really happened, where, and when, is in fact in Donnie’s interests. He’s banking on us all to forget, so that he can repeat history’s ugliest mistakes all over again, this time across the Atlantic.

Minus the silly uniforms, bien sûr.

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Music for a Sunday: A friend to the morning light

For all the soldiers, past and present, this Remembrance Day.

Lest we forget.

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Instant Karma, Croatian style

Rade Končar, antifascist hero of Croatia. Not shown: the Nazi he punched 76 years after they executed him.

Oh my. The Schadenfreude is delicious when dissolved in a cup of instant karma, no?

A 65-year-old man who repeatedly shoved a Croatian anti-fascist monument in an effort to topple it paid an immediate penalty for his act of vandalism when the statue fell on his leg and broke it, according to police and local media.

In an incident condemned by authorities in the coastal town of Split as “savage vandalism”, police said the man dislodged a bust of Rade Končar, a celebrated leader of the resistance to Croatia’s pro-Nazi Ustasha regime during the second world war.

But the statue toppled and broke his leg, according to the regional paper Slobodna Dalmacija, in what some Croatian Twitter users said was the statue’s revenge.

“Rade Končar breaks the legs of fascists 76 years after they shot him,” centrist politician Krešo Beljak wrote on Twitter.

[…]

Končar was celebrated as a Yugoslav hero for his fight against Croatia’s fascist government. In 1942 he was captured by Italian forces and executed at the age of 31 with several of his communist comrades.

When asked by a judge if he would seek clemency, he allegedly replied: “I will not ask for mercy nor would I have it for you!”

Looks like he’s still delectably merciless to fascists.

Morticia approves!

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