In which an ugly racist forgets Poland

Ah, Stevie Moulinex Food-Processor. How many ways IS your shiny pate a dim bulb? Let us now enumerate them:

1. Your anecdotal “evidence” of Poland being crime- and trouble-free is painfully thin.

2. Especially since your basis for all your claims was just a tourist jaunt. You didn’t actually bother LIVING there, did you?

3. The reason you heard no talk of white privilege is because nobody discusses such things with foreign tourists.

4. And anyway, do you even speak Polish, bro? I’m guessing you don’t. You’re not even that competent in English. You call yourself an “empiricist”? I think you need to look that word up. It does not mean what you think it means, namely “a tourist who thinks his pitifully few experiences in a country are somehow representative of that country as a whole”.

5. All the Poles who have migrated to the dangerous, decadent, multiracial west over the years strangely prefer that society over the one that birthed them. I’m sure that economic opportunity has nothing to do with it. (I’m also sure that an openness to strangers and outsiders couldn’t be the reason, either.)

6. If your hometown were suddenly to incur an influx of Polish immigrants and refugee claimants, you wouldn’t be embracing them as your white European skinfolk; you’d be complaining how “dirty” they all are, spitting on them, and demanding that they speak English. (As poorly as YOU do, even.)

7. And finally, I’m pretty sure that the Poles were more than happy when you left their land, too. The air undoubtedly smelled a lot less of bullshit, even in farm country.

Oh yeah, and here’s a bonus, from an actual Pole in the YouTube commentariat:

Ow! Looks like somebody’s gonna need some ointment for that.

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Car Nazi’s defence is a non-starter

Let’s be honest about one thing, right off the bat: This vehicular terrorist not going to get off on these hate-crime and murder charges. But man, do you ever have to admire his chutzpah:

James Alex Fields Jr., the Ohio man accused of killing Heather Heyer during last year’s white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, plans to argue he was acting in self-defense when he drove his car into a crowd of counterprotesters.

Fields faces 10 state charges, among them first-degree murder and malicious wounding, after authorities said he plowed his car into a crowd of people protesting a Unite the Right rally on Aug. 12, 2017. Dozens of people were injured. Heyer, 32, a legal assistant, was killed.

As jury selection in the trial got underway Monday, Fields’ attorney John Hill told a group of prospective jurors evidence will show that Fields “thought he was acting in self-defense.”

Fields, 21, has also been charged with 30 federal counts of hate crimes, which could result in the death penalty.

So. Why did I say he had chutzpah? Because his “thought he was acting in self-defence” claim doesn’t hold water in light of the facts:

Federal prosecutors described Fields as a Nazi sympathizer who has advocated violence against blacks and Jews on social media and who participated in chants promoting white supremacy and racist views during the Unite the Right rally, held to protest the planned removal of a statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee.

The indictment said that after the rally was dispersed, Fields drove to where the counterprotest was taking place in downtown Charlottesville and backed up to the top of a hill.

“Fields then rapidly accelerated, ran through a stop sign and across a raised pedestrian mall, and drove directly into the crowd, striking numerous individuals, killing Heather Heyer, and injuring many others,” the indictment said. “Fields’ vehicle stopped only when it struck another vehicle … He then rapidly reversed his vehicle and fled the scene.”

There is simply no way that he was “defending himself” against ANYTHING. No one was attacking him. He was the aggressor, and the crowd of people he deliberately ran into were the victims. And one of them died. Not of heart disease, as the flying monkeys of the far right claim, but of injuries sustained when he deliberately plowed into her. Even the videographer who caught it all on his cellphone says it was neither defensive nor accidental, but utterly deliberate.

And I, for one, can’t wait to hear this terrorist pronounced guilty.

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Gammon McInnes quits his own hate group!

Hey everybody, sorry I’ve been incomunicada lately, because my health’s been kind of low and I’ve been tired and achey and trying to rest. But hey! I’m back, and here’s the not-quite-latest thing that’s caught my jaundiced eye:

You don’t have to watch the whole 36-minute rambling shit thing if you don’t want (I know I didn’t), but yes, it’s true: Gammon, in between schmoozing for schmackeroos (let’s hope he doesn’t get any) has quit his own hate group:

Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes announced he is quitting the far-right group of “Western chauvinists” on Wednesday, claiming the move would help Proud Boys members facing assault and riot charges in New York City. “I am officially disassociating myself from the Proud Boys,” McInnes said in a video. “In all capacities, forever, I quit.” McInnes made the announcement a day after newly revealed police documents suggested that the FBI classifies the Proud Boys as an “extremist group.” Nine members of the group, along with some left-wing anti-fascist protesters, have been charged over an October attack that followed a McInnes speech in New York. Videos of the fight showed a large number of Proud Boys attacking a person on the ground and yelling homophobic slurs. “I’m told by my legal team and law enforcement that this gesture could help alleviate their sentencing” McInnes said. “Fine. At the very least, this will show jurors they are not dealing with a gang and there’s no head of operations.”

Oooooo, how ignominious. Remember how Gammon once swore up and down that the peebees would “never surrender”, right before he told the ones who beat up the protesters to give themselves up to the cops? Yeah, that happened.

And this was my response, more or less:

Yeah. Congrats, Gammon. Enjoy your brief moment of half-decent-personhood. I’m sure you’ll revert back to total fuckass soon enough. But for now, it’s been enjoyable to see you totally forced to walk back your Nazi-ass swagger and crawl a bit. When even The Beaverton is having trouble satirizing you, you know you’ve done (cough) good.

PS: A little late, but better than never, here’s Sam Seder’s hilarious takedown of Gammon and his white nonsense:

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OFFS, seriously???

This is a painting of Donnie Drumpf, scoring a touchdown at football (with bone spurs!) against his Democratic (and Independent) opponents. But is it ART???

Well, I suppose it would be, if you stuck an F in front of it.

Yes. It’s FART.

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The perfect holiday gift for conservatives’ little sex-punishments

Hey, white fundies! What’s the perfect gift for those kids you didn’t WANT to have, but were taught by some brimstone-belching preacher that you owed to your imaginary god and your equally imaginary race as expiation for your imaginary sins? THIS:

I can’t wait for the original Lego manufacturer to sue this ripoff maker.

And if that’s not rich enough for your blood (or that of your brats), how about Donnie Drumpf’s own board game? As of this writing, “it will only set you back about $80 US. No price is too great to pay for “patriotic” holiday boredom!

And yes, I said “holiday”, not “Christmas”. Don’t like it, snowflakes? Well, remember what you Cletuses all said to the rest of the world two years ago?

Yeah. Now it’s YOUR turn to fuck your feelings.

Hey, it’s bound to be the most action you’ve seen since your kids were conceived.

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Music for a Sunday: Not happy till we’re running away…

Fortunately, there’s always good music to retreat into!

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How dumb is Donnie?

Literally THIS dumb:

How cringeworthy and embarrassing. It makes me wish that Wonder Woman were real, just so she could put a permanent truth-lasso on him.

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Jacob Wohl, the Crapaganda Kid, strikes again

And if you think he learned his lesson from his embarrassing episode of falsely accusing Robert Mueller of sexual assault (and trying desperately to find a paid woman to pin the tail on the Republican), well, here you go:

He hasn’t learned a goddamn thing. And when he’s finally free to do so, hooboy, is Michael Avenatti EVER going to mop the floor with him.

That is, if Mueller doesn’t get there first.

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Mosque shooter’s terrorism: A “dry run”?

Holy shit, these white supremacists are completely off the charts:

Eleven deaths (and many more injuries) in one place are NOT a “dry run”, they’re a fucking flood.

Also, these two fascist gunwank brothers were NOT “lone wolves”. The fact that they had plenty of company, on Gab and in the person of (among others) Dickie Fucking Spencer, means they had a pack to run with.

And what a mass murder in Pittsburgh was supposed to be a “dry run” FOR, I don’t know. And I sure as hell don’t want to SEE.

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Donnie gets Drumpfed by North Korea!

I’m not sure how to feel over this. On the one hand, one more country with nukes is ALWAYS bad news (no country should have them, fucking DUH). On the other…it looks so good on Donnie that he got screwed by wily little Kim Jong Un. After all his bragging about what a dealmaker he is, and all his blustering and pouting over how he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize, he comes up empty yet again. Uh, Donnie? YOU HAVE TO EARN THAT PRIZE IN ORDER TO GET IT. You didn’t do that. And even the shittiest prognosticator could have predicted that you wouldn’t.

And, as I’ve said before and will say again: Any credit for peace on the Korean peninsula will go to the Koreans, not the meddling gringos who helped to drive that dividing wedge in the first place.

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