Bawwww, snowflakes!

Suck it up, ‘wingers…until you’re gone, you’re never gonna hear the end of it. You voted for nasty, you GET nasty. And oh yeah: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS.

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Mexican student invents biodegradable straws from avocado fibres

How’s this for a timely solution? A young guy who probably has eaten his share of avocados has come up with a novel use for them, one that could help reduce plastic waste in general…and the kind that’s clogging up the oceans in particular:

Good news for the Earth: A Mexican student named Scott Munguía, from Guadalajara, discovered that fibres found in the avocado kernel can be processed and converted into biodegradable straws and other disposable materials which are usually made from different types of plastic. This has led to the production of a great quantity of plastic wastes that can take centuries to disintegrate, whereas these products can break down in approximately 240 days.

Biofase is the name of the business Munguía created. Along with straws, it produces disposable cutlery which are also biodegradable, and can be buried as though they were any kind of organic waste, and will go through a process of decomposition similar to the remains of fruits and vegetables, for example.

The company was born in 2012, when Scott Munguía, then a student of chemical engineering in the Technological College of Monterrey, discovered that avocado kernels contained a substance that could be converted into bioplastic. He conducted experiments on the seeds of other fruits, such as mangos and mamey sapotes, but the avocado proved to be the only one that could be used to such ends.

After a year and a half, Munguía succeeded in creating the perfect recipe for his bioplastic, a formula which could extract a molecule from the seed that could be transformed into an easily moldable polymer.

In 2015, Munguía built his first bioplastic plant, the only one of its kind, located in Morelia, Michoacán. He began to sell eco-friendly plastic to other buisnesses, but the began to make objects which could be sold to the public directly. So he began to manufacture straws and cutlery from this ecological plastic. One of the great advantages of this over other biodegradable plastics is that it doesn’t use foods in its production, only wastes (as opposed to, say, biodegradable plastic made from corn).

Currently, Biofase makes 130 tonnes of biodegradable plastic materials, 80% of which are exported to other countries (the United States, Canada, Colombia, Costa Rica and Peru), and 40% are straws. Munguía explained that the market is difficult, since people aren’t always ready to pay a bit more to protect the planet, but the existence of this valuable project fills us with hope and reminds us of the importance of reducing our use of plastic, a contaminant which has reached alarming levels on the planet.

Translation mine.

So, there you go. A Mexican millennial has taken his generation’s well-known (and much derided) appetite for avocados, and turned it into a world-saving project. Don’t look for anything like it from the idiots who like to lecture his generation on how they’re ruining everything by not doing capitalism right, though.

And definitely don’t look to Donnie for any praise of this young inventor, either. He thinks nothing good comes from any part of Latin America (except, maybe, beauty queens.)

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Music for a Sunday: All aboard…

…and you can have my earworm from the past week or so:

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John Oliver gets Venezuela wrong…

…and the Majority Report calls him out for it:

Given that Donnie has been calling for a coup, it’s irresponsible AT BEST for him to be a typical idiot anglo gringo about a country he knows nothing about.

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Civil War II over, Alex Jones definitively routed

Ha, fucking HA.

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Remember the Battle of Archie Bunker Hill!

Happy Fourth of July, ungrateful colonials! In honor of your national holiday, noted conspiracy kook Alex Fucking Jones has unilaterally declared a Second Civil War. And in honor of THAT, sensible souls have been writing imaginary letters from the front. Here’s a non-random sampling of the very best of the best:

May the Fourth be with you?

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Who paid off Shera Bechard?

Cenk Uygur follows the money:

Supposedly it was Donnie’s fat-cat fundraiser, Elliott Broidy, who paid her off — allegedly to keep an affair (and subsequent abortion) quiet. But who had the affair with her? And why does she have both a lawyer AND a bagman in common with two of Donnie’s other known mistresses? And why is the man paying her off known as “David Dennison” — a pseudonym already known to us from the Stormy Daniels payoff case as being none other than You Know Who?

I think we can guess the answer here, in case you hadn’t already. Ha, ha.

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Someone please remind Harpo that he’s not Prime Minister anymore…

…because it sure looks to me like he’s forgotten:

Stephen Harper was spotted leaving the West Wing earlier today, but little is known about what the former prime minister said inside the White House.

Harper was expected to meet on Monday with Larry Kudlow — the director of the National Economic Council and U.S. President Donald Trump’s go-to economic adviser — and John Bolton, the president’s national security adviser, according to multiple sources who spoke to CBC News on the condition of anonymity.

An Associated Press photographer snapped a photo of the former Conservative leader leaving the White House, but neither Harper’s team nor the U.S. administration has responded to CBC’s requests for comment about what happened during Monday’s trip to Washington.

Harper did Tweet Monday that he looked forward to meeting with more business and government leaders “to discuss the forces shaping our future,” in a plug for his forthcoming book.

Pretty sure no one wants to buy said book, either. No wonder he’s resorting to desperate tactics to get his name in the press again.

And for those who wonder if he was invited, here’s your answer:

Harper, who now works as a consultant, personally approached the two officials for a meeting, sources told CBC News last week.

Nope. Not invited. He just showed up, and even our embassy in Washington was caught completely flat-footed. And all of Canada is palming its collective face and wishing he’d just put a sock in it. There is a reason we voted him out, after all, and it wasn’t just to get the guy with the nicer hair.

And speaking of people who need to put a sock in it, get a load of the Trudizzle’s trade minister, or as I like to call her (because she is one), Nazi Granddaughter:

Foreign Affairs Minister Chrystia Freeland said she believes Harper’s appearance on Fox News was helpful.

“When it comes to prime minister Harper, he is someone we all need to respect as the former prime minister of Canada,” she said on Friday.

No, we don’t need to respect him anymore, because he is not the PM anymore. And those of us who referred to him as ShitHead during his reign never respected him to begin with, because there was nothing there to respect. Like said: There is a reason we got rid of him. SEVERAL of them.

And frankly, nobody wants to see him coming back to stick his oar in, ever again.

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Music for a Sunday: I can represent this nation!

Happy Canada Day, whether or not you’re wildly partying.

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Jordan Peterson, loser lobster

Jordan Peterson is not only none too bright (and thus, mad that he can’t win an argument with a woman, even one without the advanced degrees), he’s also none too strong (and so couldn’t win a fight with one, even if she’s a foot shorter and fifty pounds lighter). That’s what he’s really trying to tell us here, isn’t it? At least, that’s what I was able to fish out of his word soup. He’s mad at women because they routinely outsmart him, and madder still because they could also out-fight him, and maddest of all because some women in Toronto got his actual, Nazified number. Even though they’re smaller and supposedly weaker in every way. It just makes him look like a total putz, not a Top Lobster, and he’s helpless to stop it!

And of course, he needs Camille “Waaa The Feminist Establishment Never Takes Me Seriously Because I Make Up Random Shit To Sound Smarter Than I Am, Too” Paglia to buttress his oh-so-clever thesis that Women Who Refute Me Are All Crazy Bitches, So I Am Helpless Against Them. He knows his fifteen minutes are just about up, so he’s maximizing his inanity by using an equally inane woman to back him up in it.

And to top it all off, there he is, whining on camera about being misquoted. By being quoted verbatim. BY A CAMERA.

I would feel sorry for him, but I’m too busy laughing.

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