Monthly Archives: April 2008

How to make yourself totally fucking irrelevant

Here’s how to do it, if you’re a 24/7/365 “news” channel on cable TV:Step 1: Hear right-wing flying monkeys screeching about how “liberal” you are.Step 2: Panic and hire a second-string conservatard radio bloviator (who is also a walking, talking … Continue reading

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Quotable: Gary Kamiya on what to do about terrorism

“The only effective way to reduce the threat of terrorism is to work to end the conditions that give rise to it. In the case of Islamist terrorism, this means a comprehensive and enlightened political, economic and diplomatic strategy for … Continue reading

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Lord, what class!

You can always count on Conrad Moffat Black, His Lordship of Crossharbour (and lately, of the Penitentiary) to exemplify model behavior and propriety. And to illustrate, in graphic terms, just what conservatism is all about.And now, you can also grin … Continue reading

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BushCo might want to rethink that toy ranch they bought…

…because look who’s the new president of Paraguay! A leftist ex-bishop Monday celebrated his historic electoral triumph in Paraguay’s presidential election after defeating the ruling party candidate and ending 61 years of conservative rule. Fernando Lugo was declared the winner … Continue reading

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Wouldn’t it be good?

Funnylady Wanda Sykes speculates on what life would be like if our lady bits were detachable:No offense to Wanda the Wonderful, but I think it might work even better if the guys’ junk could be taken off and locked up. … Continue reading

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Katherine Harris phones in

Sam Seder gets a drunken dialer from a former Florida secretary of State:

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Doctor, how did this spray can get up my ass?

Who’s dumber here, the drunken can-stuffer, or the doctors who YouTubed his subsequent operation to remove the foreign object from his rectum? You tell me… A Philippine hospital recommended penalties Friday, including possible dismissal, for three doctors and a nurse … Continue reading

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Spring fever

I don’t know about you, but Evo-pix like this make me feel all warm and sunny.

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This is her baby

Auntie Condi’s double-talk just jumped up to bite her. Now, when will it do the same for Dubya and the Big Dick?

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What if they built a fortified embassy and nobody came?

Think it couldn’t happen? Read this: The troubled effort to build the giant U.S. Embassy in Baghdad seemed to be months away from completion when a team of top State Department officials flew to Iraq on March 20 to meet … Continue reading

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