Can you caption these?

Turn down your high beams, dammit!
Is it raining, or is the sky just drooling?

“Hey! YOU! No giggling, now. We wouldn’t want anyone to think I’m being funny on purpose!”

“Just between you and me, Chavez, I think Bush is a crazy drunken jackass too!”
I’d say…
1. “I’m so talented I can make animal shadows on the wall and look serious at the same time.”
2. “Go back inside mom, I’ll be up for dinner IN A MINUTE.”
3. “Jiji I can see Rafael’s nipples from here.”
4. “Hey cute, I read something interesting about your bladder on ‘bina the other day…”
Btw, seems the ‘cito has lost some weight.
Maybe it’s the french cuisine, I’ve always found it appalling.