The Assassination of Hugo Chávez: Colombian hitman tells all

And who was offering to pay for the hit? None other than Chavecito’s last opponent in the presidential elections, Manuel “Brave Sir Robin” Rosales, currently holed up in Peru, whining about “political persecution” while under investigation for embezzlement, among other things. Who’s really persecuting whom?

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And once more, it’s got to be said: If the Venezuelan opposition can’t field an honest, serious, non-criminal candidate, it deserves to fail until the end of time.