January 6, 2021–Dear Diary: Felt cute today. Might commit terrorism later.

Welp, looks like somebody’s not as cute as she thought she was, now. Her ex-boyfriend identified her to the FBI, and she’s been ID’d — pink beret, faux pearls, ribbon bow, UwU and all:

And if that’s not sweet enough for ya, get a load of why she became his ex in the first place:

A man says a Capitol rioter wearing a pink beret was an ex-girlfriend he dumped for reading the Hitler manifesto Mein Kampf, and he identified her to the FBI when a friend pointed out a viral picture that the agency shared on Twitter.

“I stopped dead in my tracks,” the man, who asked NBC News to withhold his name in order to avoid threats and harassment, told the outlet. “I’m like, ‘That’s Jenny.’”

“Jenny” is Jennifer Inzuza Vargas, a law enforcement official confirmed Friday, according to NBC. No charges were announced, but the FBI’s Washington Field Office previously released pictures seeking a woman “who allegedly participated in the U.S. Capitol riots on January 6, 2021.”


The ex-boyfriend described the relationship starting positive at first, saying they hit it off “really well,” in late 2018. Then Vargas flew to Los Angeles in early 2019.

“We weren’t, like, trying to get married or anything,” he said. “We were hooking up for a few months.”

The situation changed, however, when Vargas posted on his Discord that she was reading the Hitler manifesto Mein Kampf, he said.

They talked about it, revealing more of Vargas’ far-right politics.

“I was just instantly turned off, like, ‘Yo, I don’t think this is going to work out,’” he said. “You’re, like, reading ‘Mein Kampf,’ you think immigrants don’t deserve X, Y, Z.”

And with a surname like Vargas, you can bet she’s actually one of those Latino immigrants that “don’t deserve X, Y, Z”, or at the very least, a descendant of the same. Which is pretty ironic, all things considered.

But irony is one thing you can bet that Latino white supremacists don’t comprehend very well…because if they did, would they be white supremacists?

Yeah. This one’s not the only one, by any means. She may not even be the most overtly murderous one to come to light over the past week, if the mass shooting in Allen, Texas, is any indication. But trust and believe, this little chickie’s NOT cute. And while her coming to light in this way is kind of funny (and not uncommon for Capitol insurrectionists!), what she’s wanted for most certainly is not.

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