Author Archives: Sabina Becker

Stupid Sex Tricks: Things NOT to try at home, or anywhere

Posted on August 19, 2013 by Sabina Becker

First up, the Chinese Window Drop: According to The Sun, a Chinese couple recently fell out of their apartment window to their deaths while making love. The unstable window they were having sex against allegedly broke, causing them to plummet … Continue reading →

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Music for a Sunday: Mr. Murder

Posted on August 18, 2013 by Sabina Becker

“Señor Matanza” (Mr. Murder), by Mano Negra (Black Hand) provides a hard look at reality in Colombia. Here are the lyrics: This city is property of Mr. Murder That jewel, that mine and that finca* and that sea, That paramilitary … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Dog Daze, or Teh Stoopid Season

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Crappy weekend, everyone! How are you all enjoying these dog days of summer? It may not be so hot where I sit, but it sure has gotten stupid enough for me. The wanks just never stop coming. And since it’s … Continue reading →

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The ironies of the Venezuelan opposition, part 32

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Sabina Becker

“Me, full of shit?” Yes, YOU, Majunche! Well, well. What have we here? A certain failed two-time presidential candidate, who campaigned on a law-and-order platform, accusing first the late Chavecito, then his successor the current president, of running a crooked … Continue reading →

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Petro defines progress

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Sabina Becker

“Progress isn’t an eight-lane highway. It’s children from Ciudad Bolívar playing classical music on violins.” –Gustavo Petro, mayor of Bogotá, Colombia. Is it just my imagination, or does the popular left-liberal mayor of Bogotá look like his counterpart from Calgary, … Continue reading →

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Cops Behaving Badly: The Rodeo Clowns

Posted on August 15, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Memo to the Malheur County (Oregon) Sheriff’s Dept.: Instead of just turning your dashcams off, how about not incriminating YOURSELVES in the first place? Being a dumb cop is embarrassing, but being a corrupt one? Yup, that’s illegal. You’re supposed … Continue reading →

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Gun safety: Ur doin it rong.

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Lesson #1: Always make sure that the gun is unloaded before you take it to teach your gun safety class. Otherwise, this happens: A firearms instructor accidentally shot a student while teaching a gun-safety class on Saturday in Fairfield County … Continue reading →

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God hath spoken; Christians still not listening

Posted on August 12, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Good morning! If you ever needed proof that God is NOT on the side of blind bigotry, just take a look at how close She came to wiping out one family that decided to try Her patience: An Arizona family … Continue reading →

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Music for a Sunday: MEOW!

Posted on August 11, 2013 by Sabina Becker

I’m sensing a theme developing here…hold on… Yes…the signal’s coming through louder now: Aha! Now I know what it is. It’s the Universe, saying it’s heard me wanting a cute little kitty, so one showed up on my doorstep just … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Snark Week

Posted on August 10, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Crappy weekend, everyone! This week, seeing as it’s “Shark Week” on certain channels, we go hunting for the Great White Snark. It’s lurking all around us, and often right under our noses. And look! I see some fins circling now. … Continue reading →

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