Author Archives: Sabina Becker

Stupid Sex Tricks: Premature much?

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Sabina Becker

If you’re not rolling all over the floor or mopping up spat-out drink from your monitor after this, you’re probably dead. Either that, or you’re a robot.

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Teh Heterostoopid: Amurricans haz it.

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Guffaw. You know what really violates the “sactity”? Teh infidelity, stoopid:Teh Heterostoopid…violating the “sactity” of traditional marriage since, like, FOREVER.

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O Irony, where is thy sting?

Posted on September 30, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Bwahahahaha. Where else? Planted firmly, barbed-end-first, in the ass-cheek of a woman who thought she could take the shortcut to queen-bee status: SARAH Palin is said to have pocketed a $7 million advance for the 400-page memoir she turned in … Continue reading →

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Venezuelan opposition comes home to roost in the US

Posted on September 30, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Go. Read. Then tell me if what you see doesn’t look awfully familiar.Of course, Venezuela had its own “civilized”, media-driven military coup seven years ago. The top brass of the military, together with an assortment of bidnessy types, decided it … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Kanga-RUDE!

Posted on September 29, 2009 by Sabina Becker

I have NO idea what this man is talking about… …and clearly, the fapping marsupial behind him doesn’t care.

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I’m sorry. I just HAD to do this.

Posted on September 29, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Seriously, doesn’t it look like Chavecito is thinking exactly that?

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Teh Heterostoopid…it’s everywhere!

Posted on September 29, 2009 by Sabina Becker

And it BURNS!But of course, to the Religious Reich, even coke-addicted and/or -dealing parents are perfectly acceptable, as long as they’re married and of different sexes…And then again, there are some people you pray will NEVER get married, much less … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: What blooming idiot came up with this one?

Posted on September 29, 2009 by Sabina Becker

According to my friend Corey, who passed this on to me: Captured at 115th and Allisonville Rd. in Fishers, Indianapolis, Indiana. The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell … Continue reading →

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Allen Stanford comes down another peg

Posted on September 28, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Not so high and mighty NOW, eh, “Sir” Allen?Actually, the tall Texan’s been taken down another peg. Undoubtedly getting something richly deserved here: Allen Stanford, the indicted Texas tycoon and cricket impresario who bankrolled the Twenty20 game, has suffered two … Continue reading →

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Lucy is now truly “in the sky with diamonds”

Posted on September 28, 2009 by Sabina Becker

From Yellow Submarine, the song. Sadly, the “girl with kaleidoscope eyes” is gone: Lucy Vodden, who is widely believed to be the inspiration behind The Beatles’ ‘Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds’, has died.Vodden, 46, had been receiving treatment for … Continue reading →

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