Category Archives: Canadian Counterpunch

Todd Starnes, hypocritical turdpile

Oh, you think I’m exaggerating? Listen to this and see for yourself: Yeah, that’s right…the sack of shit behind the FUX Snooze radio desk actually said that. Meanwhile, by way of contrast, here’s what he said about a much less … Continue reading

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Oh Donnie, you ignorant slut.

Y’know, there are times I almost feel sorry for Donnie. The man is so cringeworthy and embarrassingly STUPID. Take this, for instance (please!): Uh, Donnie? We have our own shoes and dairy products up here! We don’t need yours. Especially … Continue reading

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These fucking scumbags, though.

Well, you know what they say about scum…it floats. And these slimeballs are the topmost layer on a very turbid pond of crapaganda. I know from turbid ponds of crap. When I was six, seven years old, my family’s house … Continue reading

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The white, white whine of Lindsay Shepherd

Ahem. Before we begin, a little mood music: Ah, that was lovely. But the glass we’re about to look into is empty, and what dregs we do find in it won’t be red. They’re white as flaky, flaky snow…and they … Continue reading

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Jordan Peterson’s martyr complex — and his dangerous fanatics

Is this Peterson guy dangerous? Maybe not physically (Jordan Peterson is not an impressive physical specimen, regardless of his “dominant lobster” posturing attempts). But mentally? Yes indeed. And no one knows better than his U of T colleague, Prof. Bernard … Continue reading

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Music for a Sunday: One for Drug Frod

If you wonder whether I’m disconsolate that Dougie Frod “won”…NOPE. I’m just waiting for the Great Implosion as Premier Drugdealer realizes he’s in WAY over his flaxen, neckless head, and all his frod-ulent promises go to hell along with him. … Continue reading

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Renata wasn’t kidding…

…Dougie really IS ripping her and the kids off: The late mayor Rob Ford’s estate is valued at $1.1 million, according to documents filed in Toronto estates court in the last few months. And, shedding further light on a claim … Continue reading

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Robbo’s widow sues Dougie!

Well, THIS is embarrassing. Dougie’s party has not only a scandal for practically every day he’s been on the hustings, he’s got one brewing on the home front too…and right on the eve of the election: The widow and children … Continue reading

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Tory MPs and the racist high-five

Well, well. Look who’s proud to be voting against a private member’s bill put forward by an indigenous MP: In case you’re wondering who these two loud-and-proud racists are, he is Dane Lloyd (MP for Sturgeon River-Parkland, Alberta) and she … Continue reading

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Jordan Peterson, unoriginal gangster

Seriously. What comes to your mind when you see him dressed in a zoot suit and hat, only to utter his (not-so) Deep Thoughts on kids throwing snowballs and how not being allowed to do so represents the Death of … Continue reading

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