Category Archives: Canadian Counterpunch

So long, Hef…and thanks for NOTHING.

So, the long overdue has finally happened: Hugh Hefner is dead. He leaves behind four children, two ex-wives, and one current one who stands to inherit…NOTHING. That’s right, folks, she gets bupkus, thanks to a pre-nup that Hef had her … Continue reading

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Donnie’s pathetic anti-Venezuela salvo falls flat

People didn’t clap for Donnie’s call for sanctions against Venezuela. They snickered. Because it IS pretty damn dumb to praise “sovereignty” on the one hand, and then go undermining it just because you hate it when it takes the form … Continue reading

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Cops Behaving Badly: Georgia’s “finest” at work — affirming racism!

OMG, this is unbelievable…except that it totally isn’t. After all, this is Cobb County, Georgia…where racism is just good ol’ Southern heritage and tradition at work. And even the cops affirm it, however inadvertently this one let the (open) secret … Continue reading

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The incredible egotism of Donnie Drumpf

How bad is it when you actually have to applaud Donnie for FINALLY spelling “unprecedented” right? Well…so bad that he’s still tripping over his dick even as Houston lies underwater. He’d rather bully Canada and Mexico, and pardon Joe Arpaio … Continue reading

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Down goes Ezra! Down goes Ezra!

Hey! Remember when right-wing crapagandarati thought they ruled the world? Well, one of them is out of the White House. And another one, a lesser northern one, is out of the Internets altogether, apparently: The ultra-conservative online Canadian media outlet … Continue reading

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Clip ‘n’ Save: A handy-dandy refugee disinfo debunker

Don’t know who cooked up the original meme, but here’s a corrective that’s badly needed. Feel free to share with all your drinky right-wing relatives: And for more information, clicky here.

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Ezra Levant gets pwned

Eight and a half minutes of pure audio hilarity as Ezzy the Kapo gets kapow’d, but keeps on desperately spinning. Or trying to. Meanwhile, in Alberta, even the local cons are saying Ezra’s a fascist enabler. It’s such an “outrageous … Continue reading

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An open letter to Chrystia Freeland

Canadian Bolivarians: Because SOME of us DO understand Venezuela. Dear Chrystia: Hi, you don’t know me from Adam’s housecat. I didn’t vote for your party, and I most certainly didn’t vote for YOU. But since your party won the last … Continue reading

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Climate change: Don’t have a cow (fart), man!

Might be worth adding some red seaweed to your cattle feed. Might also be worth not feeding them all those fucking gassy soybeans, already.

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Honor crime: Just a Muslim thing?

Left: the scene of the crime; right: the victim. Uh…not in Israel, it ain’t: A Christian resident of the central Israeli town of Ramle was charged on Sunday with killing his teenage daughter over her relationship with a young Muslim. … Continue reading

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