Category Archives: Crapagandarati

Sean Penn sets Bill Maher straight on Venezuela

The actor/director/activist/journalist talks about Haiti, human rights…and about midway through, Douchebag Bill brings up a “dictator” named “Hewgo Shavezz”. Sean’s answer may surprise many who’ve bought into the same media campaigns as the Douchebag obviously has. For one thing, he … Continue reading

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What’s wrong with the CBC of late?

Let Humberto da Silva explain it to you, he knows:Some time ago, I was dismayed by a lousy piece of CBC reporting on the situation in Venezuela, and now I know it’s not my imagination, nor is it a coincidence, … Continue reading

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Energy wasters: Venezuela has them.

Chavecito has something very important to say, so listen up, kiddies. For those who can’t understand Spanish, here’s a partial translation (by me): President Hugo Chávez, in a nationwide broadcast, discussed the first week of the electrical rationing plan for … Continue reading

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Is the History Channel turning into FUX Snooze?

The reason I ask is because they’re putting together a documentary of the Kennedy clan which sounds positively atrocious:Fixating on JFK banging some floozy in a swimming pool while “Secret Service Man #2” looks uncomfortably on? Twisting timelines on crucial … Continue reading

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Juanes: Schooled on the tweeter

So…Juanes thought he could get away with insults, bullshit and lame excuses (not to mention facile sloganeering) under the rubric of “free expression”? Looks like the joke’s on him… Colombian singer Juanes, on his Twitter page, tried to play the … Continue reading

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Short ‘n’ Stubby: Ms. Manx eats the tweeter

Well, what did you expect of Ms. Manx? She’s a kitty. They eat shredded tweet for breakfast. And so do I, today…as we delve into just how important Twitter is NOT when it comes to Venezuelan politics. If you’ve read … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Render unto Caesar…

Wow. FUX Snooze really IS as old as empire itself!

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An open letter to Peter Kent

Dear Mr. Kent:On your recent official trip to Venezuela, in the name of Canada, you made some remarks that embarrass us as a country, and disgust me as a Canadian. They are as follows: “Canada is concerned over the Venezuelan … Continue reading

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Venezuela: Who haz Teh Stoopid?

Oh lordy, lordy, good Gordie. I have about a week’s worth of stupid Google alerts in my e-mail box right now, burning a hole in my head. All of them concern Venezuela, and if they weren’t so damn commonplace, they’d … Continue reading

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Venezuela’s “peaceful” oppos strike again…

And look! They love playing Laser Tag…or is it AirSoft?Real story here.Seems a bit excessive considering they’re fighting for a trashy profiteer’s cable-TV channel, not their own freedom of speech. Doesn’t it?

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