Category Archives: Der Drumpf

The Rational National mocks Sebastian Gorka

Posted on May 30, 2019 by Sabina Becker

The Kraken has been unleashed, and its name…is Dav Dorka: And the best part is that not only can David Doel perfectly mimic Wile E. Pickle’s buffoonish accent and intonation, but also his sticky-up hair (albeit accidentally). Well done, you!

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Mueller to Congress: ITMFA!

Posted on May 29, 2019 by Sabina Becker

He’s not saying that, of course. But he’s totally saying that, in his roundabout way: Special counsel Robert Mueller said in a rare and remarkable public statement Wednesday his investigation could not clear President Donald Trump and that charging the … Continue reading →

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Mike Cernovich is a total wimp

Posted on May 17, 2019 by Sabina Becker

WOMP, womp: Okay, now that we’ve had our little fun at his expense, there’s a couple of things that need to be said here: First off, Mikey, m’dude, you are NOT a “public figure”. You’re a public laughingstock; there is … Continue reading →

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Milo’s throne gets no bids on eBay

Posted on May 14, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Oh my, how the whitey hath fallen: There really isn’t anything to say to this except WOMP womp!

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When your TP is full of turds…

Posted on May 12, 2019 by Sabina Becker

…you get crap everywhere: Does anyone think these two little spoiled, racist brats aren’t representative of pretty much everyone at Turning Point USAstroturf? Because if you do, I’ve got a bridge in New York that I’ll sell to your big-dollar … Continue reading →

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Is Donnie a cocaine trafficker?

Posted on May 11, 2019 by Sabina Becker

David Cay Johnston thinks so, and when such a reliable author does that, you really do have to wonder… “…and Donald, if you’re listening, and you think I’ve slandered you, SUE ME.” Bwahahahahaha, that took ‘nads to say. Let’s see … Continue reading →

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Donnie: The bigliest money loser of them all

Posted on May 8, 2019 by Sabina Becker

The story, c/o Vice: Donald Trump said Wednesday that his businesses purposely lost more than $1 billion over the course of a decade as a way of avoiding paying taxes and gaming the system. “You always wanted to show losses … Continue reading →

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In which a fascist gets served

Posted on May 6, 2019 by Sabina Becker

And what does he get served? A cold, thick, delicious beverage: BTW, the hero who did that is getting death threats now. Not cool, but totally in character for Nazis. BONUS: Here’s another Nazi getting egged in New York. Hey, … Continue reading →

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Banks say they’re ready to spill Donnie’s beans

Posted on May 5, 2019 by Sabina Becker

And hooooooboy am I ready for it: See what happens when you go out of country for your cash infusion, Donnie? Deutsche Bank could share its “rich trove” of documents related to Donald Trump with investigators looking to probe the … Continue reading →

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Venezuela thwarts yet another coup attempt; traitors flee to foreign embassies

Posted on May 2, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Yes, this meme is a bit old and well-worked-over, but still valid. And I like the new ending, ha ha. So, you may have been hearing some talk about a coup underway in Venezuela. Or, as they call it in … Continue reading →

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