Category Archives: El NarcoPresidente

Colombian 6-year-old predicts attempt on Obama’s life

Posted on October 5, 2009 by Sabina Becker

The prediction was made in late May, and Oliver says that in five months the attempt will come. That means end of this month–October. Given the fever-pitch of fascist hate being drummed up against The Hawaiian, I’d say the timing … Continue reading →

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The Assassination of Hugo Chávez: Colombian hitman tells all

Posted on September 26, 2009 by Sabina Becker

And who was offering to pay for the hit? None other than Chavecito’s last opponent in the presidential elections, Manuel “Brave Sir Robin” Rosales, currently holed up in Peru, whining about “political persecution” while under investigation for embezzlement, among other … Continue reading →

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Big bust in Venezuela

Posted on September 3, 2009 by Sabina Becker

No, it’s not the latest Miss Universe and her silicone funbags. It’s Teh Crime, stoopid: A band of narcoparamilitaries called Los Restrejo, which operated in northern Táchira, was dismantled by members of the Scientific, Penal and Criminal Investigations Body (CICPC). … Continue reading →

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Foreign Policy finally says something vaguely un-sucky

Posted on August 23, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Quick, hide all the rapturists! I do believe the world is coming to an end, and I don’t want them to know that Jesus is about to disappoint them. Foreign Policy, Moises Naim’s neoliberal rag-o-shite, has actually blogged something vaguely … Continue reading →

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This one’s just for you, Carl…

Posted on August 19, 2009 by Sabina Becker

A couple of days ago, a flying monkey ‘winger calling himself Carl pooped on this entry here. I had written out a nasty little reply, but I’ve had sober second thoughts, and what’s more, I’ve a hell of a lot … Continue reading →

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Colombia gets cut off; Argentina gets cut in

Posted on August 13, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Chavecito may have sent an ambassador back to Bogotá, but that doesn’t mean Colombia is off the hook. Chavecito simply found a better way to punish his worst neighbor, one that hits hard in the pocketbook: Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez … Continue reading →

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Does this guy remind you of anyone?

Posted on August 4, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Honestly, Alvaro Uribe is like someone out of Shakespeare. Macbeth, say: Is this a dagger which I see before me,The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.Art thou not, … Continue reading →

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Chavecito puts the chill on Colombia

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Sabina Becker

“Played around when I was goneThen I got hip to what went onWhen I returned I left no doubtI kept my cool and threw you outAnd now you come with heart in handYou’re beggin’ me to understandI see you’re ripe … Continue reading →

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FARC denies financing Correa campaign; “smoking gun” video is a fake

Posted on July 30, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Oh look, I found another bomb-proof magic laptop in a FARC camp! And look, there’s video in it proving that the FARC financed the election campaigns of Hugo Chávez, Rafael Correa, and a host of other leftist LatAm leaders…Well, no. … Continue reading →

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Maracaibo goes to hell, in true paramilitary style

Posted on May 17, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Ever since Manuel Rosales fucked off to Peru, falsely claiming he was being “persecuted”, the city of Maracaibo, Venezuela, has been effectively without a mayor. But even when Burusas was still in the city, he was apparently either grossly incompetent … Continue reading →

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