Category Archives: Huguito Chavecito

Forget Clinton’s cock, Reuters has a new obsession

OMG, this was just too good to pass up. Reuters is so Chavecito-obsessed lately, I think they’re letting their secret fantasies slip… Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez would not shut up for Spain’s king but, over the weekend, he heeded a … Continue reading

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Venezuelan opposition, take note…

You people. You’re always claiming that Hugo Chavez–YOUR president, like it or not–is trying to drag your barely-existent middle class into poverty, because it’s the poor that vote for him and so he wants to make/keep people poor in his … Continue reading

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President for life, eh???

Uh…no. Sorry, all ye wingnuts, but the Big Guy himself just contradicted the dumbest of your alarmist claims. Story from Aporrea: According the Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez Frias, the most important thing is that the people have the power to … Continue reading

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Chavecito plants one

Supposedly, the big story out of the recent Ibero-American summit in Chile was the King of Spain telling Chavecito to shut up. Here’s the more harmonious side the media neglected:

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Now watch them all cry poor…

Damn that irrepressible Chavecito, he’s sure keeping me hopping with all the news about him today. Get a load of his latest zany antic… Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez has called on oil-rich nations to dramatically reduce what they charge poor … Continue reading

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Shut up the shuttin’ up, already…

Oh, this is too good. First the King of Spain tells Chavecito to shut up. Now, the damage control begins. The Spanish foreign minister has moved to defuse a public row between Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and Spanish King Juan … Continue reading

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More truths the king can’t shut up…

And these come straight from Chile. Enjoy! Sen. Alejandro Navarro on Monday demanded an apology from Chile’s Foreign Minister Alejandro Foxley for criticizing the behavior of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez at the XVII Iberian-American summit held last weekend in Santiago.

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Headline Howler: CBC commits its own “Misplay of the Week”

I just watched the CBC Sunday Report, and I could swear I was watching FUX Snooze. Only this time it was Evan Solomon instead of Bill O’Reilly pissing me the hell off.

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The King has lost his crown

Some people can’t handle the truth. And it would figure that those people are royal-we fossils. Spain’s King Juan Carlos told Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez to “shut up” as the Ibero-American summit drew to a close in Santiago, Chile. The … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: Who you callin’ ugly?

Well, I guess if he calls himself ugly, it must be okay for Reuters to do it too. (The “quotation marks” make it all right, you know.) Hugo Chavez calls himself ugly and his looks earned him the nickname “Goofy” … Continue reading

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