Category Archives: Huguito Chavecito

When whiter isn’t cleaner

Posted on June 20, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Despite the fact that it’s now a white-chocolate city, New Orleans just called in the army…for the first time since Hurricane Katrina. Did another hurricane hit? Yes…but not the meteorological kind. Read on: The Louisiana governor asked for the National … Continue reading →

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Sartorial splendor!

Posted on June 16, 2006 by Sabina Becker

It doesn’t get much snazzier than this:Evo and Hugo in indigenous Bolivian threads. Molto bello!

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Mas dinero, Jorge, por favor!

Posted on June 15, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Wow. Talk about a sweet scam. Funny how Alvaro Uribe waited until AFTER he was safely re-elected (cough) by abstention! (cough) before springing this widdle surprise on his numero uno consumer of the legendary Colombian marching powder: US President George … Continue reading →

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Posted for no particular reason…

Posted on June 9, 2006 by Sabina Becker

…other than that it’s a nice shot of Hugo Chavez:And I like it.

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Everyone Hates Hugo, Part II

Posted on June 2, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Or, Evil Dictator Scares Children! Film at 11! Oh the horror. The HORROR. Hugo Chavez’s vile appetites have become insatiable. First he was biting helpless women…

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When sources stink, can the story be trusted?

Posted on June 1, 2006 by Sabina Becker

We choose a foreigner to hate, The new Iraq gets more irate– We really know nothing about them, and no one cares! –The Barenaked Ladies, “Sell Sell Sell” Funny how Hugo Chavez tends to get such short shrift from the … Continue reading →

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Everyone hates Hugo!

Posted on May 26, 2006 by Sabina Becker

In honor of Hugo Chavez’s recent flurry of shuttle diplomacy and friendly visits, and the corresponding media circus and propaganda offensive against it, I feel inspired…to bring you satire. Since everyone from the stodgy old London Times to the wingiest … Continue reading →

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One disgusting computer game

Posted on May 25, 2006 by Sabina Becker

No, I’m NOT talking about the latest “Grand Theft Auto” porno-fest. Check THIS out: Venezuelan politicians have complained about a forthcoming “shoot-em-up” computer game that simulates an invasion of the South American nation. In production by Los Angeles-based Pandemic Studios, … Continue reading →

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And they say Venezuela lacks press freedom?

Posted on May 25, 2006 by Sabina Becker

They’re full of shit. Take a look at what’s happening in Colombia and THEN talk to me about Venezuelan journalists who are allegedly being muzzled: Exposing outlaws — be they drug traffickers, leftist rebels or right-wing militias — risks assassination. … Continue reading →

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Huguito Cafecito!

Posted on May 19, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Hugo Chavez indulges in his pick-me-up of choice: a shot of espresso. He drinks at least 16 of those babies a day–down from 26, but still, YOWZA. I drink at most…what…TWO? Con leche, por supuesto. And that has me bouncing … Continue reading →