Category Archives: Huguito Chavecito

Oh, how I wish this were true.

Posted on April 2, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Sadly, it’s an April Fools joke.Would be brilliant if it were for real, though.

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Who needs the stinkin’ DEA?

Posted on March 31, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Not Venezuela, apparently. They kicked ’em out a while back, and now we’re seeing a number of dramatic results. Like, oh, say, this: Combat helicopters and F-16 fighter jets opened fire at a clandestine airstrip in Venezuela’s remote southern plains … Continue reading →

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So, there’s no press freedom in Venezuela, eh?

Posted on March 30, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Oh, the poor IAPA. They claim freedom of expression is under fire in Venezuela. What a pity that the very streets outside their hotel contradict this media-owners’ organization’s every whimper:You want freedom of expression, IAPA? You got it. Radical Bolivarians, … Continue reading →

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Look who blinked…

Posted on March 28, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Well, here’s one in the eye for El Narcopresidente Uribe. Looks like what Chavecito and the FARC have both been insisting on all along, may just finally come true after all! Colombia has offered to suspend the sentences of jailed … Continue reading →

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Oh, too bad! Oh, so sad!

Posted on March 28, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Now they can’t go blaming exploding oil prices on their favorite Venezuelan scapegoat… OPEC nation Venezuela is not interested in a further rise of oil prices although a credit crisis in the United States is making stability difficult, Venezuelan President … Continue reading →

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Burn, baby, burn…

Posted on March 25, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Disco Inferno? Nope…just the yearly Venezuelan custom of Burning the Judas.

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Memo to the US: This is how you handle bad presidents!

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Sabina Becker

My American friends, it’s time to take yet another lesson from Venezuela. This one, in particular, may interest you… Venezuelan prosecutors have summoned former President Jaime Lusinchi to appear in court next month to face accusations in the 1986 killings … Continue reading →

Posted in BushCo Death Watch, Do As I Say..., Fascism Without Swastikas, Huguito Chavecito, Law-Law Land, W is for Weak (and Stupid) | Comments Off

ExxtortionMobil fails!

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Sabina Becker

(Translation: “Gimme everything you got under your belt.” The belt in question is the Orinoco Belt, a region rich with extra-heavy crude oil.) Pardon me for the Schadenfreude, but this is just too sweet…

Posted in Barreling Right Along, Environmentally Ill, Fascism Without Swastikas, Filthy Stinking Rich, Huguito Chavecito, Isn't That Illegal?, Law-Law Land | 2 Comments

Oh look, the world’s #1 terrorism sponsor is projecting again

Posted on March 15, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Does this sound like the behavior of anyone you know?

Posted in Barreling Right Along, BushCo Death Watch, Crapagandarati, Do As I Say..., Fascism Without Swastikas, Filthy Stinking Rich, Huguito Chavecito, The Hardcore Stupid, The War on Terra, W is for Weak (and Stupid) | Comments Off

Colombia: Even deeper in it than originally thought

Posted on March 5, 2008 by Sabina Becker

And if you have to ask what “it” is, here’s a hint: It’s brown, it steams, it smells bad, and you don’t want it all over the bottom of your shoe. Unfortunately, that’s exactly where Alvaro Uribe is wearing it … Continue reading →