Category Archives: Look, I Made a Poem!

Bullshit is Bullshit

Ahem. To the tune of Depeche Mode’s “People Are People”:

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A vast right-wing conspiracy? Say it ain’t so!

Alas, it IS so, says none otherthan Chavecito’s older brother! I now translate: Popular Power minister for education, Adán Chávez, today confirmed that the Venezuelan media are conducting a campaign to confuse the Venezuelan people when it comes to education. … Continue reading

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Where’s Tina Turner?

Have I got a song for her!

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To the tune of “I Fought the Law and the Law Won”…

Ahem:

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Go fish!

One fish, two fish,Red fish, blue fish……coming-back-to-bite-YOU fish.

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Yes, I know it’s a little late for Yule…

But everybody! Please! SING!!! I want a hypocriticus for Fitzmas,Only a hypocriticus will do.No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses–I only want hypocriticusses!And hypocriticusses want me too!

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Dicking around with guns

Men who go by the name of Dick are such easy butts for puns. Especially when those men named Dick start fuckin’ ’round with guns.But when those Dicks shoot dicky-birds, and hit their friends instead,Why then, the question goes around: … Continue reading

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Uh-oh, Canada…

…My home and native land;True patriot loveMay not protect thy sand!We need a much bigger armyFrom sea to sea to sea,Since Dubya, ever so smarmy,Has vile designs on thee!God keep our landOut of BushCo’s hands!O Canada, who’ll stand on guard … Continue reading

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Michelle, ma belle…

Michelle, ma belle, These are words that go together well: Ma Michelle… Michelle, ma belle, Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, Tres bien ensemble…

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Oh yes, hit me again, Mr. Oh-Really!

Bill Oh-Really is a moron For believing there’s a war on. For all of those who aren’t so crazed, Very happy holidays!

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