Category Archives: Look, I Made a Poem!

Bullshit is Bullshit

Posted on July 26, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Ahem. To the tune of Depeche Mode’s “People Are People”:

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A vast right-wing conspiracy? Say it ain’t so!

Posted on March 16, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Alas, it IS so, says none otherthan Chavecito’s older brother! I now translate: Popular Power minister for education, Adán Chávez, today confirmed that the Venezuelan media are conducting a campaign to confuse the Venezuelan people when it comes to education. … Continue reading →

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Where’s Tina Turner?

Posted on July 15, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Have I got a song for her!

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To the tune of “I Fought the Law and the Law Won”…

Posted on July 14, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Ahem:

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Go fish!

Posted on July 4, 2006 by Sabina Becker

One fish, two fish,Red fish, blue fish……coming-back-to-bite-YOU fish.

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Yes, I know it’s a little late for Yule…

Posted on March 21, 2006 by Sabina Becker

But everybody! Please! SING!!! I want a hypocriticus for Fitzmas,Only a hypocriticus will do.No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses–I only want hypocriticusses!And hypocriticusses want me too!

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Dicking around with guns

Posted on February 17, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Men who go by the name of Dick are such easy butts for puns. Especially when those men named Dick start fuckin’ ’round with guns.But when those Dicks shoot dicky-birds, and hit their friends instead,Why then, the question goes around: … Continue reading →

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Uh-oh, Canada…

Posted on February 4, 2006 by Sabina Becker

…My home and native land;True patriot loveMay not protect thy sand!We need a much bigger armyFrom sea to sea to sea,Since Dubya, ever so smarmy,Has vile designs on thee!God keep our landOut of BushCo’s hands!O Canada, who’ll stand on guard … Continue reading →

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Michelle, ma belle…

Posted on January 15, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Michelle, ma belle, These are words that go together well: Ma Michelle… Michelle, ma belle, Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, Tres bien ensemble…

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Oh yes, hit me again, Mr. Oh-Really!

Posted on December 21, 2005 by Sabina Becker

Bill Oh-Really is a moron For believing there’s a war on. For all of those who aren’t so crazed, Very happy holidays!

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