Category Archives: Morticia! You Spoke French!

Short ‘n’ Stubby: Ms. Manx dips another paw in the Wikileaks

Posted on December 6, 2010 by Sabina Becker

My stump-tailed mascot informs me that if she dips any more feet into this ever-growing lake of leakage, she’s gonna be swimming. Well, hop in, sez I–the water’s turbulent, but so far, it’s fine. And here are some of the … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Oh, boys…

Posted on November 20, 2010 by Sabina Becker

A woman whose name ends in Ais said to be quite a good layby those who would know.Does their name end in O?I’m sorry, I can’t rightly say.

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Pierre Laporte remembered

Posted on October 17, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Pierre Laporte in April 1970, a few months before his kidnapping and assassination by members of the Québec Liberation Front (FLQ). He was one of two men kidnapped by the FLQ during the October Crisis; the other, James Cross, who … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday, Chavecito…here’s the oppos’ present to you!

Posted on July 28, 2010 by Sabina Becker

“The tongue as temple of pleasure”. I shit you not, that’s what the headline says. Do you want to read the whole thing, in Spanish? Or shall I just spare you that unsafe-for-work stuff?Yes, it’s Chavecito’s birthday today, and the … Continue reading →

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Goaliefail: Cherchez la femme!

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Could a tall Torontonian blonde be the reason for the sudden choking of the goalie above? Some people think so… Two British tabloid newspapers, the Daily Mail and the Daily Mirror, blamed [Toronto-based model Elizabeth] Minett on Monday for goalie … Continue reading →

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Yes, Israel has nukes. Yes, it’s an apartheid state. And no, it has no shame.

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Surprising revelations, surprisingly revealed by the UK Guardian: Secret South African documents reveal that Israel offered to sell nuclear warheads to the apartheid regime, providing the first official documentary evidence of the state’s possession of nuclear weapons.The “top secret” minutes … Continue reading →

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We are all Greeks now, or soon will be

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Sabina Becker

“Arrival of Lord Byron at Missolonghi”, by Theodoros P. Vryzakis, 1861. National Gallery of Athens, Greece. The English Romantic poet sailed with his own fleet of ships as an aid agent of the London Committee in December of 1823, and … Continue reading →

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Happy Birth Control Pill Day!

Posted on May 9, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Courtesy of the New York Times, something that isn’t whorish, for a change. Gail Collins writes: This is by way of saying that on Sunday we celebrate the 50th anniversary of the birth control pill. We live in troubled times. … Continue reading →

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Why my boobs aren’t quaking today

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Yes, people, you read right: I’m not doing Boobquake today. I’m doing Brainquake instead. I can just hear the chorus already…“Aw, ‘Bina…you party pooper. You spoilsport. You…you…you…HUMORLESS FEMINIST, you. Why aren’t you letting your bodacious double-Ds bounce out in the … Continue reading →

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Photo du soir

Posted on March 24, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Ezra Levant, trying to strike a suitably grim pose and succeeding only in looking like a sanctimonious little putz covered in flop sweat, announces the Coultergeist’s no-show…which was planned ahead of time. For what reason, one wonders, as if we … Continue reading →

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