Category Archives: Morticia! You Spoke French!

Ann Coulter really hates freedom of speech. Here’s why…

Reason #1: It’s very easy to own her bony ass with the facts.All you have to do is get a word in edgewise, which of course is something this fast-talking nag doesn’t want to allow. Fortunately, this CBC reporter didn’t … Continue reading

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Chavecito: The usual suspect

Regular readers may know of my little contretemps in the last couple of weeks with a particularly dense troll who tried to blame the Venezuelan electrical “crisis” (tempest in a teapot, more like) on a certain big fella in a … Continue reading

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Short ‘n’ Stubby: Haiti roundup (and ripoffs), part quatrième

Ms. Manx likes the fact that there’s a “quat” in the title. All punning aside, however, the news out of Hispaniola is still not good…First up, remember those child traffickers hapless Christian do-gooders out of Idaho? Well, their “attorney” is … Continue reading

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El Ecuadorable is da man, again

“Don’t worry, René, we got your back!” Ah oui, c’est très Ecuadorable, non?This does my heart some good… On Tuesday, at the Unasur summit, the president of Ecuador, Rafael Correa, signed an executive decree legalizing all citizens of Haiti who … Continue reading

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The Haiti disaster, through Haitian eyes

The Ciné Institute of Jacmel, Haiti, is a young film school, both in terms of its time in operation (only since 2008) and the age of its students. But in spite of the difficult economic conditions in Haiti–and they have … Continue reading

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Haiti: A three-minute primer

Ever wonder why Haiti is poor? Hint: it’s punishment for that slave revolt that led to liberty in 1804, the one Patwa calls a “deal with the devil”. Turns out, the devil…was France. (Zut alors!) And the deal…entailed a debt … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: I love a man in tighty-whities…

And gee, don’t they go GREAT with Hot Chocolate? LOL!

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Lou Dobbs photoshop du jour

Well, if FUX Snooze doesn’t take him, he can always go into porn.

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What is this Israeli general doing in South America?

Meet Brigadier-General (ret.) B. Ziv, International Man of Mystery…and mercenarism. Prensa Latina (via Aporrea) has some very pertinent questions as to what he’s been up to in Colombia…and what he could be up to in Peru: The possible hiring of … Continue reading

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Ti-Jean tells it like it is

Actually, I call shenanigans* on dis–the lol-maker forgot to put de h’apostrophes on all de haitch-words, h’as Ti-Jean would.(Everything else, ‘owever, h’is correct!)*Or should dat be “Shawinigans”?

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