Category Archives: Morticia! You Spoke French!

Montreal Bolivarians fight back!

Posted on June 12, 2007 by Sabina Becker

A bunch of ex-Venezuelan escualidos tried to lay siege to the media during the Formula 1 Grand Prix de Montreal race, to report only their (false) version of the story of the RCTV non-renewal. Much to their surprise, a Bolivarian … Continue reading →

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Vive le Grump!

Posted on January 1, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Only in France would they come up with THIS way of ringing in the New Year: Hundreds of protesters in France have rung in the New Year by holding a light-hearted march against it. Parodying the French readiness to say … Continue reading →

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The obligatory fifth-anniversary 9-11 post, with a difference

Posted on September 11, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Blah, blah blah… That, Gentle Reader, is the sound of the mainstream media in the US, talking a lot and not actually saying anything. For the last five years, it’s been doing nothing but that on one particular day when … Continue reading →

Posted in Angry Pacifist Speaks Her Mind, Barreling Right Along, Boycott This Toon!, Environmentally Ill, Fascism Without Swastikas, If You REALLY Care, Isn't That Illegal?, Morticia! You Spoke French!, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, The War on Terra, W is for Weak (and Stupid) | 4 Comments

One year after Katrina…

Posted on August 29, 2006 by Sabina Becker

…and what have we learned? Well, for starters, that the BushCo Imperial Preznitcy is rather reminiscent of the royal family of France–heedless of everything, right up to its date with La Guillotine:

Posted in Environmentally Ill, Huguito Chavecito, If You REALLY Care, Morticia! You Spoke French!, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, Pissing Jesus Off, Sick Frickin' Bastards, The "Well, DUH!" Files, The Hardcore Stupid, The War on Terra, W is for Weak (and Stupid) | 3 Comments

Bye-bye, freedom fries!

Posted on August 2, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Hello again, FRENCH fries. And bwahahahahaha!

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Je proteste!

Posted on July 27, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Now, this is NO way to portray a Mountie. Quite aside from the fact that Condi stands for just about everything unCanadian and couldn’t get her man if you dropped him smack on his ass in front of her, I … Continue reading →

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We are all shitheads now

Posted on July 22, 2006 by Sabina Becker

When I first heard the “We are all (insert name of plucky little hard-done-by country here) now” meme, I was put out by it. It was a little too simplistic an expression of empathy for the victims of the 9-11 … Continue reading →

Posted in Angry Pacifist Speaks Her Mind, Canadian Counterpunch, If You REALLY Care, Just Pissed Off, Morticia! You Spoke French!, Newspeak is Nospeak, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, The Hardcore Stupid, The War on Terra | 10 Comments

Vive le sans-culottes!

Posted on February 27, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Ever wonder what they’re really like underneath it all? Worth1000.com did, and some photoshoppers answered:Who knew Kim Jong (Mentally) Il was so, er, American?Somehow, I always suspected Toady Blair was into this.King Abdullah of Jordan is a perfect gentleman. He … Continue reading →

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Zut alors! She can cook, too…

Posted on February 12, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Lapin a l’estragon (Tarragon Rabbit Stew) 1-2 kg rabbit, cut up 2 cups chicken broth 4 cloves garlic, crushed 2 medium onions, sliced 3 medium carrots, sliced 2 stalks celery, sliced

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Michelle, ma belle…

Posted on January 15, 2006 by Sabina Becker

Michelle, ma belle, These are words that go together well: Ma Michelle… Michelle, ma belle, Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, Tres bien ensemble…