Category Archives: Not So Compassionate Conservatism

Who ruined Brett Kavanaugh’s life?

Posted on October 1, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Samantha Bee knows: Yup, it’s none other than…drumroll please…BRETT KAVANAUGH! So fellas, here’s a quick and helpful tip: If you don’t ever want your life ruined by sexual assault allegations, there’s one surefire way to prevent that: DON’T SEXUALLY ASSAULT … Continue reading →

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Why anti-choicers deserve no respect (and no new abortion laws)

Posted on September 30, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…and certainly NO sympathetic supreme-court judges. Much less ones now infamous for their beer consumption and their inability to keep their shit in. In a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen, here is everything that’s wrong with the so-called “pro-life movement”, all … Continue reading →

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Brett Kavanaugh, rape pimp.

Posted on September 26, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Artwork by the lovely and talented Mr. Jim Carrey — the best editorial cartoonist never to work for a newspaper. Ahem. Notice that there’s a period there, instead of the question mark I used the other day? There’s a reason … Continue reading →

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Brett Kavanaugh, rape pimp?

Posted on September 24, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Ahem. Y’all do realize I’m only using that question mark because…oh, take it away, darling Dusty: Ah, that was lovely. Anyhow, as I was saying: Nothing has been proved. But I know what conclusions I’m going to draw after reading…this: … Continue reading →

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Diaper Don’s full intellect comes out…

Posted on September 18, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…with Erick Erickson baying in full cry, right behind it: What are these guys, all of 7 years old? Erickson thinks fetuses are “babies” (nope, not before they’re born), and Diaper Don thinks a teenage rape attempt (which is, in … Continue reading →

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USA: WTF, LOL, BBQ?

Posted on September 16, 2018 by Sabina Becker

You know shit’s about to get weird when Sam Seder does an impromptu live-stream on a weekend: And yeah, it looks like Brett Kavanaugh is truly toast, now. No avocados or caviar for him, either.

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Donnie’s incredible 9-11 tackiness

Posted on September 11, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Remember how Donnie marked a national tragedy 17 years ago, when it first happened? Jeff Waldorf does: BTW, that bit about Drumpf’s Dump Tower being the tallest building in Manhattan? Patently false. It’s only the 64th tallest in NYC. And … Continue reading →

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Music for a Sunday: Another one for Milo Yiannopoulos

Posted on August 26, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Wank of the Summer of ’18: And if you didn’t read that whole wall-o-text, I don’t blame you. But fortunately, I found a translation of that into plain English, and it’s even been … Continue reading →

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Old hash dealer sets up snitch site for prudish parents

Posted on August 22, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Shades of Mike Fucking Harris’s welfare fraud hotline…and the HarpoCons’ Barbaric Cultural Practices snitchline, eh? Yeah, Dougie thought all that fuckin’ bullshit was a fantastic idea, so now he plans to introduce something similar…for outing teachers who dare to keep … Continue reading →

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No, Jordy, you’re totally not political…

Posted on August 13, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…you’re just a far-right ideologue and simpleton masquerading as a profound shaman of archetypal wisdom. Big fuckin’ difference, eh: But sure, keep pretending you’re above the fray. Your loser-lobster followers will never catch on, because they’re all carapace and no … Continue reading →