Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid Sex Tricks: Finally, some hope for my haters!

I have a feeling that these will be very popular among a certain kind of male troll that frequently comes here thinking to taunt me:And hey, it’s cheaper than guns or big ugly SUVs. Guys, why not swallow your foolish … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: One two three four, let’s have a cum war!

“Make love, not war” obviously means nothing to aquatic flatworms. Their mating ritual consists of a cockfight; winner gets fatherhood, loser gets…well, you know.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: This’ll put Weight Watchers out of business…

…at least with the menfolks. (I always knew that pic would come in handy, somehow, somewhere…) Fat is fun! At least, that’s the word from Turkey this week. Researchers at Erciyes University in Kayseri have just completed a yearlong study … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Arrive alive…

…don’t do this when you drive: Officer Ross Gilbert said the driver, Colondra Hamilton, a 36-year-old Downtown resident, was sitting with her pants unzipped and a sex toy in her lap.He said Hamilton told him she was using the toy … Continue reading

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Teh Heterostoopid: “Sugarbabe” needs an insulin shot–and a dose of hard reality

So there I was, this dark and stormy, just bopping around the web, when I chanced on this interesting little interview at Lemondrop. Seems that some cute young bit of fluff, supposedly a psychologist, has written a book saying that … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: No, that’s NOT how you get her preggers.

Puts me in mind of a story I once heard (which may or may not be just a joke): “My wife and I prayed for a child for over ten years. Then we went to see our doctor, and found … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: No horseplay!

I’m sure this is the least of most women’s sexual problems:In other words, don’t be a neigh-sayer. (As if very many of us were. The logistics alone are kind of daunting.)

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Happy Birthday, Chavecito…here’s the oppos’ present to you!

“The tongue as temple of pleasure”. I shit you not, that’s what the headline says. Do you want to read the whole thing, in Spanish? Or shall I just spare you that unsafe-for-work stuff?Yes, it’s Chavecito’s birthday today, and the … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Don’t have a cow, man!

Srsly. Don’t:Aside: A mental health check for the “groom” might also be in order.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Just beastly

Uh oh. Run, Foxy, RUN!!!And speaking of beastly:Not only is the chimp assaulting a frog, there are children looking on and laughing. Yep, just another lovely family day at the zoo!

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