Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid Sex Tricks: Anti-choice–so easily pwned with a Sharpie

Yep, that would have helped her a lot more than laying on a guilt trip about abortion after the fact. Or trying to guilt-trip her out of having one in the first place.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: More kanga-rudeness

I would ask what gets into marsupials sometimes, but I think I already know.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: That’s not what’s meant…

…by “going at it like bunnies”:And srsly, that is a LOUSY method of foreplay.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Full Moon Fever

There are certain things you really should know better than to announce to the world. This is one of them:I think “Mum” forgot just how big the Internets really are.Happy Mother’s Day! (And try not to get yourself in the … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Or you can always try Craig’s List

Oh look! Sir Mix-a-Lot is on the prowl for laydeez:Wow, I’m impressed. Tina Turner’s son! (snurk) Good luck with the hunt there, dude.

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Stupid Sex Tricks/Headline Howler: Gee, that’s an OLD rentboy!

Actually, that nasty old man on Mrs. Betty Bowers’ Facebook page is none other than Luis Posada Carriles, alias the CubanaBomber…the worst terrorist in Cuban history, and a dark chapter for Venezuela as well, since he was once a leading … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Really, REALLY stupid…and deadly

This is NOT a sex toy, people.With friends like these, playing “jokes” like this, who needs enemies? A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke.Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Only in Indonesia…

I didn’t even know this was possible, much less forbiddable… Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia’s Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won’t get it, according to local media reports citing the … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Don’t tread on me

No, seriously, don’t:It’s supposed to be a coiled snake, but from this distance, who can tell?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Ur doin it rong

Cute doll. But can it do this?

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